A list of puns related to "CBS News"
"NASA announced today that it has space for new astronauts."
"Would you rather be Dan, or Dan Rather?"
I... I don't even know.
Lee County, FL, local news announced the arrest of Richard Freshwater.
Reporter: "Officials say they've been searching for Freshwater for over a month."
My Dad: "Damn, they must've been really thirsty."
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