My farts smell like butterscotch.

Ya, they either smell like Butt or Scotch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AssNiner
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Dadjoked by my 7 year old - he's off to a good start.

We were sitting down to dinner and one of our cats was meowing for attention. He said: "C'mon butterscotch, you gotta be kitten me".

I was so proud of meow boy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chargrill
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2015
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My dad's famous line... At every restaurant (yes I have stolen it)

Waiter: what can I get you to drink? Dad: I'll take some butterscotch. Light on the butter, heavy on the scotch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkinneyv
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2015
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