Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?

Because X marks the spot

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ColorfulStripedLion
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Yesterday, I was digging in the garden when I found a buried treasure chest!

I ran inside to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in the garden...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KittenWarlord87
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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My friend Victoria told me she found secret buried treasure.

But she wouldn't tell me under where.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hensfan85
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Why did the pirate bury a painting of their past relationship, with their treasure?

Ex marks the spot.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrHollowed
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Why did the pirate get back with his Ex?

Because thatโ€™s where he buried his treasure.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The-samantor
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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To every new person Iโ€™ve introduced him to for the last 20 years

Dad: My daughter is such a treasure, isnโ€™t she?

New Person: [Clearly confused.] Uhโ€ฆyes, she is.

Dad: THE KIND YOU WANNA BURY!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/shleythom
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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Best dad joke on tv

On Oak Island Mysteries they are about to start drilling down to find buried treasure. One of the treasure hunters looked at the giant drill bit and "Those teeth are going to get to the bottom of this"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tinfoilknight
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