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Buried treasure Puns

A list of puns related to "Buried treasure"

Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?

Because X marks the spot

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👤︎ u/ColorfulStripedLion
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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Yesterday, I was digging in the garden when I found a buried treasure chest!

I ran inside to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in the garden...

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👤︎ u/KittenWarlord87
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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My friend Victoria told me she found secret buried treasure.

But she wouldn't tell me under where.

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👤︎ u/Hensfan85
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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Why did the pirate bury a painting of their past relationship, with their treasure?

Ex marks the spot.

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👤︎ u/MrHollowed
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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Why did the pirate get back with his Ex?

Because that’s where he buried his treasure.

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👤︎ u/The-samantor
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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To every new person I’ve introduced him to for the last 20 years

Dad: My daughter is such a treasure, isn’t she?

New Person: [Clearly confused.] Uh…yes, she is.

Dad: THE KIND YOU WANNA BURY!

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👤︎ u/shleythom
📅︎ Jun 23 2018
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Best dad joke on tv

On Oak Island Mysteries they are about to start drilling down to find buried treasure. One of the treasure hunters looked at the giant drill bit and "Those teeth are going to get to the bottom of this"

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👤︎ u/tinfoilknight
📅︎ Jan 12 2018
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