I used to work at a bank..

Until I lost interest

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A Statistically Accurate Joke

Three statisticians go deer hunting. After some time passes, they come upon a buck.

The first shoots at it and misses by 30 yards to the right.

The second takes a shot and misses by 30 yards to the left.

The third jumps up and yells, “We got him! We got him!“

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Got the wife last night, almost hit a deer in the road...

It was kind of hard to spot, and I slowed down. My wife was impressed that I had spotted it so far away. As we went past it, the horns were visible.

"Good thing I passed the buck!", I said, to audible groans.

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