The Bucharest Nine, the only Romanian citizens to suffer will have memorials erected in their honor. This will all be finished within the next year.
Sofia Ardeleanu memorial:
A 100,000 EEL memorial will be erected near the area she was killed. She will have a statue made in her honor, as well as a permanent bird feeder in place, where visitors may pay a few EEL to gain some bird feed to feed to birds. Any money raised from this will be given to an orgnaization dedicated to saving stray cats.
David Petrescu Memorial:
As a musician a simple statue of an oboe will be erected. But the street corner will be turned into a small stage, where musicians can play to gain either money for themselves or to support a music store of their choice. This will cost 200,000 EEL
Cristian Mocanu and Ana ΘΔranu Memorial:
These two girls died together at an incredibly young age. At an age where they should not have even known about war. As such, the Palace of Parliament will have the part where they were killed rebuilt and turned into a centre for schools to come and teach young children the sacrifices made by both these two young girls and Romania. The school these two girls went to will also get a 1,000,000 EEL grant. The centre will cost 120,000 EEL
**Stefan Fieraru Memorial:v
This janitor will get a 100,000 EEL memorial. The balcony will be rebuilt, with the 'salute' he was giving marked onto the walls. Also a statue of a janitor mopping will be erected
Ionut Croitoru memorial:
A simple 20,000 EEL memorial will be built. It will have a simple statue which will not only recongnize him but all those who have died in both recent wars that were unknown. Also 400,000 will be given to the homeless sector of Bucharest.
Alexandru CΔpreanu Memorial:
A memorial will be built costing 200,000 EEL. it will have a statue of a man and his goat. Alexandru's goats will be taken into a goat sanctuary near Bucharest where they will be well kept and will be named the goats of a hero.
Also to Norway, we will send huge amounts of flowers as well as an apology about the deaths of the two that died in the attack. IF norway wishes to make a memorial, Romania is willing to pay for it in full
U.S. President Joe Biden will join a virtual summit of eastern European NATO states held in the Romanian capital Bucharest on Monday, Romanian President Klaus Iohannis said, with a focus on security in the Black Sea region and Ukraine.
The summit of the Bucharest Nine, a group of European countries on the eastern edge of NATO, will be jointly hosted by Iohannis and Poland's President Andrzej Duda and aims at coordinating the security positions of countries in the region
Earlier this month, Washington said it could increase security help for Kyiv after Russia moved troops near its border with Ukraine's eastern Donbass region, where Ukrainian troops are in conflict with Moscow-backed separatists.
Phil
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Sudden Lee
Well, toucan play at that game.
SCP-2191 - Keter
SCP-4678 - Neutralized
Item Description: A 3x3x3 Rubikβs cube which cannot be solved. After any attempted turn, the cube will revert itself back to its original, scrambled state, rendering any attempts to solve or otherwise alter the state of the cube entirely futile.
Date of Recovery: 08/05/1987
Location of Recovery: In [REDACTED], near Bucharest, Romania.
Current Status: In Storage.
Note: Ever since he figured out how to solve it, SCP-049 has been fascinated by the normal Rubikβs Cube. Some jokester suggested we give Oh-Four-Nine this little bugger to try to solve. Bad idea.
β Dr. ββββ, 03/11/1989
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Windows
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
it's Hans free now..
second hand stores!
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnβt expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
and not:
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
Itβs for Hispanic attacks
