Two inventors died and ascended to heaven. There, they met each other and with their brilliant minds created a brand new form of fire making utensil.

It was a match made in heaven.

πŸ‘︎ 72
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
🚨︎ report
Brilliant
πŸ‘︎ 71
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
🚨︎ report
Kudos to this brilliant man
πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/nedegame
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
🚨︎ report
Brilliant comment
πŸ‘︎ 7k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Pikapoleon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
🚨︎ report
Brilliant
πŸ‘︎ 21
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Xaldin64
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
🚨︎ report
I've been waiting for someone else to come up with a brilliant joke about a clock, and grew tired of waiting so I made one up myself

It's about time.

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
🚨︎ report
My Brilliant Humor is Wasted on the Young

This happened today.

I'm at park/playground with my kid. He's playing, I'm throwing a ball for my dog.

Three little girls, maybe around 10 years old, run up. "Can we pet your dog?"

Me, "Sure, would you like to throw the ball for her?"

One of the girls takes the thrower and chucks the ball. It goes a long way.

Me: "Wow, great throw!"

Girl: "I've got my dad's arms."

Me (already laughing on the inside): "Really? What does he use?"

They stare at me.

Sigh.

πŸ‘︎ 7k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/paul99501
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
🚨︎ report
This is brilliant
πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AncientDelta
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
🚨︎ report
When I was a kid, my Dad asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I was greedy and came up with the β€œbrilliant” idea to ask for 10 thousand bucks instead of a toy so that I could buy heaps of toys.

To my surprise he shrugged and said sure.

On Christmas Day, I excitedly tore open my gift box. To my anger and disappointment, it only contained 10 plastic toy pigs and deers.

β€œDaaaaaddd!!!!” I wailed in tears.

Dad gave me the biggest shit-eating grin and said β€œWell, I got you ten sows and bucks just like you asked.”

πŸ‘︎ 152
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MarkHonnor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
🚨︎ report
This is brilliant
πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/hamptonflag
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
🚨︎ report
Whoever invented the light bulb was brilliant.

Just a bit of light humor there.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
🚨︎ report
Fuckin brilliant
πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Squash2245
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
🚨︎ report
Brilliant.
πŸ‘︎ 28
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mtchllyng
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
🚨︎ report
This man is brilliant. imgur.com/iABptp1
πŸ‘︎ 321
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/hulahoop12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2016
🚨︎ report
My 5yr old has a stuffy nose. Brilliant dad joke delivery.

"How are you feeling?"

"I feel like an old shoe"

"What does THAT mean?"

"I don't smell good!"

πŸ‘︎ 1k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Cmm67
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2015
🚨︎ report
My wife thinks that one day, I’ll be a brilliant father, but I’m not convinced...

And neither are our children...

πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
🚨︎ report
Dad dropped a fucking brilliant one last night... needs some backstory

So my brother is a policeman and last night got a call about a stolen washing machine...

So he goes to it, ridiculous argument insues between the two parties then a slight wrestling match from my brother and the accuser and he gets nicked. So then my mum asks him

"What about the washing machine? Did the other man steal it?"

my dad replies instantly:

"It made a clean getaway"

I can't wait to have kids so my brain work the same way...

πŸ‘︎ 253
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/JungleOrAfk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2016
🚨︎ report
My calculus teacher had a lisp, but he was brilliant...

A real mathter.

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Funkygun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
🚨︎ report
Triceratops (X-post from /r/funny because it's brilliant)
πŸ‘︎ 227
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/aznednacni
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2015
🚨︎ report
Simple but brilliant (and thus probably done before) imgur.com/ber0s
πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Jogol
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2012
🚨︎ report
Bloody Brilliant (sorry if repost) indy100.com/article/cu-in…
πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/OrangePrunes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2016
🚨︎ report
teacher and the brilliant student

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809. John stand up and said β€œAbraham Lincoln was born” Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819 Then Sam suddenly stand up and said β€œAbraham Lincoln was ten years old”!

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/HackoNpk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2016
🚨︎ report
Today's Sunday 'Non Sequitur' Comic is brilliant

http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2015/03/29

πŸ‘︎ 53
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Cerpicio
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2015
🚨︎ report
Brilliant Onion Article theonion.com/articles/bo-…
πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Phillycj
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2013
🚨︎ report
What do you call a brilliant and gay chemist?

A Homo-Genius Mixture

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/divad31
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2014
🚨︎ report
"Brilliant white"

I was at the hardware store with my dad looking at some caulking when he says out of nowhere, "All i see is this 'brilliant white' color. I want my white to be stupid!"

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Flakc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2015
🚨︎ report
My dad's brilliant macabre one liner

So my dad was talking to an acquaintance of ours, who is a landlord. My dad's acquaintance said he went in to check on one of his tenants and found him dead in his Lay-Z-Boy watching TV, remote still in hand and T.V still running. My dad's response on hearing this bit of news "Welp, I bet he wasn't watching the Life Channel"

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/deutschbag17
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2014
🚨︎ report
Brilliant dad-joke on freecycle

Offer: Baby bath

Plastic baby bath (Works on human babies too)

Imgur

Yup, definitely posted by the dad.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/valyyn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.