Breakthrough

They've developed a new medication to treat constipation.

But it hasn't come out yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syhendrickson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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My friend is inventing breakthrough upholstery fabric that can self-mend rips and tears. When I asked how he's progressing, he replied....

Sofa sew good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/writenroll
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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My psychiatrist and I had a major breakthrough

Now he can hear the voices too !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Interesting breakthroughs in plant-based diets!

Researchers have discovered that when mixed with spices found in popular Hispanic dishes, ground peanuts make a great meat substitute!

It's also been found that an offshoot of the banana family, when fried, makes an awesome faux-fish sandwich!

Craving a frozen treat, but can't handle dairy? Some have found that chilled grapes and prunes can hit that sweet spot in a healthy way!

Keep experimenting with cruelty-free ideas!

TL/DR:

If you like peanut-chiladas, and getting cod from plantains, if you're not into yogurt 'cause you have lactose pains, you could make a lovely delight with some prunes and some grapes. Here's the grub that you've looked for, get that meat off your plate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chadimus_Prime
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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The Werewolf had a breakthrough in theapy.

Now it's a Here-wolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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What did the Incredible Shrinking Man receive for his scientific breakthrough?

Atrophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ContentDoctor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2016
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Will a Breakthrough Solar Technology See the Light of Day? technologyreview.com/feat…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kieizroe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2014
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BREAKTHROUGH: MOMJOKE!!! YAY!!

Mom: Who was food for the week? Me: Raises hand Mom: And who wants food for the strong?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garudaflies
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
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Imperialically good joke

If the metric system is so smart then why are all of the scientific breakthroughs measured in milestones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1tninja
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Have you heard about data storage in DNA?

I think it’s an ingenious breakthrough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamDiskwielder
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Burglars have found a way to breach the White House without getting caught.

It was a breakthrough for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToonyCream
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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