Bobby V Puns

Bobby: "Rectum? It dang near killed him!"

I have a friend who i care for a lot, but sometimes he can be annoying, lets call him Bobby.
I had hit my head and had a nasty bump and bruise dead-center in my forehead.

Bobby: wow! whats this fellas new name? (pointing at my bruise)
Me: His name is Bobby! he is a massive headache.

We still laugh about that one

Bobby: "I didn't do it, katydid."

My wife: "Honey after you get a vasectomy you have to go to regular check ups so we don't get a whoopsie daisey" Me: "Or a whoopsie Tommy or a whoopsie Bobby"

My dad's name is Bobby. He found a bobby pin on the ground, picked it up and said, "Hey this is mine!"