How do you get a bloodhound of your scent?

You throw away your change.

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One-line vampire jokes for Halloween

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!

Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine?

Because he was having a coffin fit.

Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?

It was a stake sandwich.

Dracula decided he needed a dog, which breed did he choose?

A bloodhound.

What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?

Fangsgiving.

What did the vampire say to the Invisible Man?

β€˜Long time, no see!’

Why is Dracula so unpopular?

Because he’s a pain in the neck!

http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/one-line-vampire-jokes-for-halloween/

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If jesus had low self-esteem....

Would it be considered blasphemy since he didn't believe in himself?

(Thanks Bloodhound Gang)

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What is a vampire’s favorite pet?

A bloodhound!

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What kind of dog would a vampire have?

A bloodhound.

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