Whaddya think? You call it a damn cow!
They describe him as a shady character
I forget his name. I think it was Sellthedoor Dolly
I said that I could, but that’s not my Forte.
An UPS-trucktion.
Me: "You mean the Cross-hair?"
He was taking the piss.
Transport trucks were slamming on their breaks and cars were backed up. My dad pulled over and called 911, in which he explained the situation and said "I think you should come and have them remooooooved."
"You're a pain, but I can't see through ya".
Subtle hints are the order of the day:
"You make a better door than a window"
"You should play football... you'd make an excellent blocker"
Damn. I picked up bleu cheese.
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Girl: why does every reference of Steve Irwin make me cry?
Me: Does it makes you cry “crocodile tears?”
I don’t know what to make of it.
I said to him “now that’s no very mature now is it?”
He ran a pretty intense schmear campaign
Use the block to play your guitar really hard...
Shred it......
Cheesy I know, but I think it's gouda
“You look Gouda today”.
They're too gamey.
He was left with only a semicolon.
I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”
Because it was extra sharp.
I asked two friends for the best pun Bond would utter if he'd just shoved a bad guy into a huge industrial deep-fat fryer. Their responses were:
Friend #1: "Play with fryer, get burnt.
(Isn't there an old saying of don't play with fire unless you want to get burnt?)"
Friend #2: "Why is my instinct to say cool off there?
Let's assume it's christmas. 'Thats a real Crisped Kringle' is what I'd say
Or do I know the guy's dad? Let's say I do. 'Youre a chip of the old block'"
I know, I need new friends. Do me a favour redditors and please tell me whose pun is least awful? And if you have any better ones, I'm all ears! (Mine was "Thank God it's fry day", I'm sure you can all do better).
...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.
Well, toucan play that game.
Outraged, I shouted : "Well that's not very mature is it ?"
Then I got tired so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box!
He stabbed me with it and all I could think was damn, that cheddar is sharp.
But I have concrete evidence.
Theyre calling it "Son-Block"
one of them says "look, there's a dead bird!" the other looks up into the sky "where?"
Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery.
Why did you block me?
Can anyone help? There’s a bloke in this subreddit who calls himself Buster and he’s driving me mad with constant private messages. Day after day he sends me youtube videos of 70’s glam rockers The Sweet. Does anyone know the way, there's got to be a way to block Buster.
I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.
I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!
Egypt has sent a warning to Ethiopia not to block the Nile, but really, Ethiopia doesn't give a dam about it
They have been stepped on for far too long.
She seemed really, really scared. When I told her I couldn’t smell smoke, she showed me this picture: https://imgur.com/gallery/RbplooY, giggling like crazy.
Chip off the old block she is!
Edit: thank you so much for my first ever award!!!
That's the kind of crap you remember
The damage is expected to be 50 square blocks.
I didn't realize it was Extra Sharp.
It was always too sharp for my taste.
I was so tired afterwards that my son had to put it back into the toy box.
I looked over at him and shouted, “Well that’s not very mature is it??”
