What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?

Crimea, Rivers.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/underdog_rox
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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A wizard dies and they lock up his ashes in a lamp

The lamp is then fastened by the sea, just so none of the townsfolk get into trouble. One day, an inquisitive young chap opens the lamp and the wizard starts wreaking havoc upon the town. All the scientists gather and decide to chemically dissolve the lamp. But all the chemicals they have fail to work. They try to burn it, melt it and what not but nothing works. Finally one scientist says โ€œI know exactly what we should do. Pour excessive chemicals and try to dissolve it. I know weโ€™ve tried it before but letโ€™s give it another shot.โ€ They bring in acids and other corrosives from the neighbouring cities and pour it on the lamp and it successfully dissolves and the wizard disappears. Everyone is amazed and asks the scientist โ€œHow did you know about the extra chemicals?โ€ The bald, black scientist looks at them and says โ€œOh thatโ€™s easy. Moored urn problems require more darn solutions.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lordoflethargy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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...Caspian, Dead, Baltic

Little sister was asking for spelling help: Ls: "Are you sure there's not only one 'c'?" Dad: "No, there are many seas. Mediterranean, Black, Red..."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/stephkempf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 29 2014
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