If girls with big boobs work at Hooters where do girls with only one leg work?
A little moron and a big moron were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?
The big moron. The other one was a little more on.
Everyone knows where the Big apple is but does any one know where the ..... Minneapolis
There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
If a woman with big breasts works at Hooters, where does someone with one leg work?
You know what they say, if you've seen one big building with plenty of stores in it-
My son has been throwing paper darts around and a big one got stuck in my butt crack
To be honest it’s a massive plane in the arse
I'm a big fan of the one night stand
Two just make my bedroom look cluttered
A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..
They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.
I was picking through the turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but I couldn't find one big enough for my family. I turned to the employee and asked, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
“No, sir," he replied. "They're dead.
Here is one big if for the continued success of this sub:
So I got one of the hud erasers that say for BIG MISTAKES
When my dad saw it he took it and started to rub me with it
I have big dreams about doing electrical work around the house, but my wife is the sensible one
People make such a big deal about vegans, which I don’t understand because I’ve never had beef with one.
When Trump closes the border, if the US runs out of avocados, is that just one big guac block?
If you gonna have some Valen, why not a big one?
Why people only care about a Valentinye?
Someone asked me, if I were forced to, would I eat a big beetle or a small one?
I chose the smaller one of course! It’s the lesser of the two weevils.
If ladies with big knockers work at hooters, where do ladies with one leg work?
Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
One time I got frostbite on my big toe. They were able to save the toe and not amputate...
I just barely stayed out of the "toe-away" zone.
Out of all the melons, my favorite is the big green one which is all red inside and riddled with seeds.
Did you hear the one about the lady who mistook a big dusty cat for a flower?
It turned out to be a dander lion.
I heard that Fed Ex and UPS are gonna team up to make one big conglomerate
They're gonna call it FED UP
I named my big donkey after a one-off character in The Simpsons.
My wife yelled at me, "Life's just one big joke to you, isn't it?!"
I calmly replied, "I don't know what you mean, honey. Sit down and let's talk about it."
That's when I pulled her chair away...
My wife told me our cottage cheese was just one big curd
I had been telling dad jokes to my friends all evening and decided to finish off with one big finale.
Here's my favorite part
https://imgur.com/a/4ZLAw
Person one: "Don't put the pots and pans in the dishwasher, it wrecks the anti-stick stuff. That's how I ruined that big pan."
Person two: "I guess you could say the anti-stick went out of the frying pan, into the water."
Did you hear the one about the turkey that was so big none of the other turkeys would play with him?
Dad came in with a big smirk on his face and told me this one...
His jokes are a somewhat rare occasion, but the other day he just knew he had a good one.
"Hey son, what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?"
"No idea dad, what do you get? "
"Ele-phino! Hehehe..."
If girls with big boobs work at The Hooters, where do the girls with only one leg work?
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?
A big moron and a little moron are both standing on the edge of a cliff, the big one falls off. Why didn't the little one fall?
Because he was a little more on.
A big moron and a little moron were sitting on a ledge, when a gust of wind blew one of them off. Which one fell off?
The big one, because the other was a little moron.
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?
There was a little moron and a big moron on a bridge. The big one fell off, why didn't the little one?
Because he was a little more on.
A big moron and a little moron are on a bridge. One falls off. Who is it?
The Big moron falls because the little moron was a little more on
If girls with big boob work at hooters, where do girls with only one leg work?
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