Big C Puns

My friend has this dungeons and dragons character called Pijjin who is a religious pigeon (religion unspecified), and is composing a theme song for him. Trouble is, we need a name for this song, and we were hoping for it to be a pun linking any bird to any religious word or phrase.

Kinda bad example: 'Crow' + 'Communion' = 'Crowmunion"

Any religion-related word/phrase/concept is great, they can be from any real religion as long as it's kind of clear what it is :)

Thank you!!

Edit: Thanks so much guys, I'll definitely go with one of these, you've all been a big help :)

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."

That would be a big step forward.

So I have used this joke religiously for many many years. My oldest 20, second 5 and then my baby girl is just over 18 months. Every time any of them need a new diaper.

“Alright looks like you’ve broke it, there’s a crack in it so you need a new butt.”

The two older ones still crack up and princess dances around when I say it.

(Yes that is a mighty big gap in ages and yes all the same mom)

They're big metal fans

and asks the barman, "hey can i get a pint of ...

........

........

...beer please"

The barman says, sure but why the big pause?

…It ended up not being a big deal, a classmate woke him up before he got caught 😴

Bar man says "no worries, but why the big pause?"

Polar bear says "Oh, I've always had these"

To celebrate, we invited all the family and friends we could to my parents' house and then made the big announcement. Everyone was ecstatic and my father in particular was driven to tears. At a certain point during the night he pulled me aside and led me into his study, which I had never really been inside until this point. He opened a safe and produced cigars a bottle of whiskey and a large, beautifully bound book.

"I could never have asked for a better son," my father said, lighting the cigars and pouring the whiskey. "I hope you think I was a good enough father to deserve you."

“Of course, Dad," I said, "You were all I could've asked for and I wish my son admires me even half as much as I admire you."

“Now I've shared with you nearly everything I know," he said, "But not this one thing. This is the Big Book of Dad Jokes. There are many like it but this one is special. My father gave it to me when your mother and I first found out she was pregnant with you, and I studied it and studied it, learning all the dad jokes I could and mastering book's secrets. I hope it serves you as well as it served me in being a father... No... I know it will serve you well. I love you, my son."

“Dad... I don't know what to say... I'm honoured..."

“Hi Honoured, I'm Dad."

In my book group the other day we were talking about overseas travel.

One guy had been to Australia years ago. “What’s the name of that big rock in the middle of the continent?” he asked. Somebody said, Ayers Rock.

“Yeah, that’s it.” he said. “I climbed it.”

“Wow, you climbed Ayers Rock?”

“Yeah, but they don’t let you do that any more.”

I piped right up: “Climb-it change.”

Loud groans and shaking heads all around. Dad joke accomplished.

A man goes to an auction , and he’s a big Shakespearean fanatic. One of the items comes up and it’s a pencil that was used by the man himself when writing his sonnets. Authenticated, however, the ends all chewed up. As the man leans in a passerby asks him “What type of pencil is that?” The fanatic thinks for a moment before saying: “I’m can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.”

..and as big as the last two put together.

I said, "Look, there's a big poster on that building for Subway."

My wife said, "I think that's a sign!"

(I'm not sure if she meant it as a Mom joke, but I was proud of her anyway.)

He is either a big disappointment or a vampire … or both …

I know your not a big fan, but it would be cool if you were.

He decides to break out during the day, figuring the guards will not suspect this. As he breaks through the ground to the surface, he finds himself in a preschool playground. He is surprised, but he rejoices anyway, shouting, "I'm free, I'm free!" At this a little girl approaches him, puts her hand on her hip, and says, "big deal! I'm four!"

Reddit wouldn't let me get into my account until I put on a cowboy hat and danced.

I'm not a big fan of their Two-Step Authentication.

A big fat phony

The flag is a big plus

He said, lunges would be a big step forward.

A big moron and a little moron were sitting on a fence. The big one fell off but the little one didn't. You wanna know why. Cause he was a little more on.

They've been required by law for years, and proven to reduce deaths.

Once the child gets big enough though, the normal seat belt works just fine.

Wow! Do we have some big shoes to fill!

He had just gotten a promotion, and after a pep-talk from his manager, he began putting lead in the deviled eggs at the taste-testing kiosks. A lot of people got sick from it, and the company is being sued big time.

But in all fairness, his boss did tell him to lead people by egg-sample.

Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.

He’s basically one big banner

Their flag is a big plus.

Really big hands

Caveman Bob wedged a long, thick branch under it, hoping to pry it away - but the boulder would not budge. Caveman Bob tried over and over again, but eventually the branch snapped in two. Poor Caveman Bob was stuck. Sigh...

Suddenly, Caveman Bob remembered his neighbor, Caveman Nate, was big and strong and maybe he could help. So Caveman Bob banged on the wall of his cave, hollering, "Caveman Nate, Caveman Bob Stuck!!!" Caveman Bob did this many, many times when suddenly, he heard grunting and groaning from outside his cave. Caveman Bob went to look, and sure enough, Caveman Nate was pushing the huge boulder away from Caveman Bob's doorway. Caveman Bob was FREE at last. Caveman Nate saved the day.

The moral of this story is... Better Nate than Lever.

He owes me big time

Use big words

It was a big missed steak.

Today, I was riding with friends through downtown. We got stuck behind a pick up truck at a red light. The driver had a window sticker emblazoned across his window for a dot com. "WWW.FREEMANGAS.COM" We all commented on how it sounded like a scam site. Why would anyone post Manga to a web site for free? Maybe, they bootleg videos? And, why would you advertise on your big white Dodge Ram? It just felt like a weird sticker. The light changes and we move to the turn lane, right beside the driver door. More vinyl decals..."Freeman Gas." I am still laughing.

So the organizers contacted the elves and started communicating their rights to them.

At first, union outreach seemed to be going well. But then the process ran aground.

The elves delivering the presents had some contact with the outside world, so they understood they were getting a bad deal and wanted to go on strike.

And even the factory elves were sympathetic, because they'd seen their coworkers be punished for getting injured.

But, as one organizer mourned,

"It's the little folks slaving away in the back of the warehouse who don't understand. They're loyal to the big man, because he keeps them so isolated."

All in all, it was a bad case of stock gnome syndrome.

I was Nepaled when I saw how big it was

I had to ask about other cryptids.

Werewolves? Real. They make great pets.

Bigfoot? Yes they and the Yeti are the same things. Big hairy hermits.

Aliens? I don’t know but I Vant to believe.

Instakilogram. (I didn't want to tell it. The big boys made me do it).

Whoever replaces him will have big shoes to fill.

I hear they're big metal fans.

It’s a big step forward

That would be a really big step forward.

That would be a big step forward😃

Well...the flag's a big plus.

that would be a big step forward!

It's a big plus.

But the flag is a big plus

That would be a big step forward

It's a big step forward for her