4 Hilarious Bible woman Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

The Bible answers the question of whether the man or the woman should make the coffee in the morning.

Hebrews.

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📅︎ Nov 05 2018

I was having an argument with my wife about who should brew the coffee each morning. She said, “YOU should do it because YOU get up first and then we won't have to wait as long to get our coffee.”

I went full sexist pig, “YOU'RE in charge of cooking around here woman and YOU should do it, because it's YOUR job and I can just wait for my coffee.”

She replied coldly, “No, YOU should do it and besides, it's in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”

I guffawed, “I can’t believe that, show me!”

So she fetched the Bible and opened to the New Testament and showed me the top of several pages, that it indeed says, “HEBREWS!”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Feb 22 2018

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I was traveling to visit my dad today, and he started talking about Jesus. I expected something serious. It usually is.

"Ya know, Jesus drove a Honda but never liked to talk about it" "What are you talking about??" "Yeah he said 'I do not speak of my own accord.' And then there was Rachel. She lit off her own camel! She was the first woman in the bible to smoke...."

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👤︎ u/Crunkthatlemon

📅︎ Mar 05 2015

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Driving by a fender bender

One car was being operated by a small Mexican woman and the other was filled with four guys dressed up in white shirts, gray slacks and ties. Two of the guys were holding bibles in their hands so we could only assume that the group of dressed up gents were Mormons.

My dad slowed down and said: "Well, it seems to be that they let jesus take the wheel."

edit: grammar

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👤︎ u/hammerbeard

📅︎ Jul 23 2014

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