From Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuskiWafl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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If Irving Berlin lived in Montreal instead of New York...

Would he have written β€˜Poutine on the Ritz?’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Berlin transport company know their memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vino8855
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I recently watched "Nosferatu" for the first time. Interesting. Now, I'm checking out "Nosfera 2: New Berlin-ings".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stumpjungle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Did you hear about the cat that died in Berlin?

It had nein lives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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In which European city was oldest donut discovered: Paris, London, Berlin, Athens or Rome?

It was found in ancient grease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Did you know the 1936 Berlin Olympics had the 100m sprint as the only running event?

Hitler only wanted one race in Berlin

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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I'm gonna write a gritty action movie about a mathematician who loses his memory and has to uncover a conspiracy inside the Berlin Academy.

I'll call it: "The Euler Identity"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nman130
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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German (Berlin) Sausage Truck needs a name!

What would you guys name a sausage and grilled cheese truck? I came here for obvious reasons. The truck's wrap depicts a sausage smashing the Berlin wall, if that helps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uber_kitty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve...

A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. "I think it's raining," says the man. "No, it's snowing," replies the woman. "How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the main. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing? "Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off. The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AHapppyPandaBear
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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Got my buddy today

He posted something along the lines of "I almost forgot that the Berlin Wall came down today!" I responded with "Today? I thought it happened 25 years ago!" It was my first joke that actually got recognition from someone else and I'm proud of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JQbd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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