A list of puns related to "Bear attack"
Authorities fear a pandamic.
The man wins the fight and says "That was grizzly!"
...you've seen a maul.
I honestly don't see what his problem was. I think they're kind of cute
Itโs also helpful to know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung has plants and fruit material in it. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.
I was at the shopping maul.
After taking a bullet to the knee, his friend wasn't as lucky.
it was grizzly.
It was a Kodiak arrest.
So I was telling my wife about the guy in Russia that was saved by his cell phone's Bieber ring tone, and ended it with: "It makes sense that it ran off. It was a Brown Bear, not a Beliebear."
Claude
Sorry, not sorry.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
It was unbearable to watch
Once I got attacked by a bear but instead of playing dead I accidentally played dad & now he can tie his own shoes is this enough to stop?
After my first term ended I decided to move back to my home town. A few weeks later I saw a news article, a zoo had been broken into and all the animals had escaped, noticing the zoo was right near my old house I decided to call my old flat mate and ask if he was okay. When he answered he seemed terrified, but no matter how many times I asked he wouldn't tell me what was wrong. In the end I got frustrated and hung up.
I later discovered he was seriously injuried in a vicious animal attack right after that phone call and I felt terrible for hanging up the phone, but I tried my best, he wouldn't tell me why he was scared he just kept telling me "bear-with-me, bear-with-me" and a man can only wait so long
How reliable is your intel on the grizzly attacks?
Bearly
He's all right now.
His condition is said to be improving, but he's not out of the woods yet.
Three men go camping in the wilderness; a German, an Italian and a Czechoslovakian. While asleep, their campsite is attacked by a couple of bears and all 3 men are presumed killed. Forest Rangers get deployed to find the missing campers. After inspecting the campsite, the Rangers discover the bear tracks and follow them to the den. Inside are the 2 bears, a male and a female, which the Rangers quickly kill. First, they opened the stomach of the female and inside were the remains of the German and Italian men.
"Looks like our work here is done," the lead Ranger says to his partner.
"But we only found 2 bodies!" The partner cries back.
The Ranger removes his sunglasses and looks vacantly into the distance before finally telling his partner:
"Clearly the Czech is in the male."
So the other day, me and a foreign dude I know went hunting in the woods (you know, since itโs such an classically American thing (I know)). Anyways, so while weโre there, we get attacked by a four armed bear. Luckily, we were able to kill it before it killed us. Then I realized how rare this was, so we decided to take a couple of arms each as a trophy. So I let him, the foreigner, have the left pair, while I, as an American, got the right two bear arms.
Dad: Don't leave food in your car.
Me: I checked. No food. Not even a picnic basket. I wonder if insurance would cover bear attacks?
Dad: I checked, you have bear minimum insurance lol
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