A Bavarian guy walks into a restaurant that only serves seed-based foods...

...and you know what, the germinate!

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What Did The Bavarian Say To His Crew When The Ship Had A Leak?

All Hans On Deck!

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Legal Cake

Uncle: "You know the Bavarian Purity Laws that regulate the ingredients in German beer? In Vienna they have similar laws regulating pastry." Me: "Oh really? Cake laws?" Uncle: "Actually, they call them Torte Laws."

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