Teutons Puns

A list of puns related to "Teutons"

What do you call a German holding two bottles of Schweppes?

A two-tonic teuton.

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👤︎ u/Mitchinatr
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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Who were the heaviest of the pagans?

The Teutons

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👤︎ u/Charylla
📅︎ Mar 19 2017
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Apparently this was a serious question. Assumed it was a dadjoke

Me talking to my godfather: " [...] one of these Teutonic metal bands like Saxon [...]" 19 year old godsister: "What's Teutonic metal? Is it like two different tones at once?"

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👤︎ u/tronquixote
📅︎ Dec 31 2014
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