Did you hear about the 500 pound man that they had to bury with a backhoe?

It was a huge undertaking.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
🚨︎ report
What's the difference between a backhoe and 2 Star Wars enthusiasts wearing the same costume?

One's an excavator and the other is an extra Vader.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/GeeZeR_FroG
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
🚨︎ report
A gardener said, "I just finished producing some beets, who wants to check them out?"

The cabin replied, "I only play house music." The windmill said, "not me, I'm a heavy metal fan." The backhoe said, "I just dig rock." The plastic baggie said, "I do, I'm a wrapper!"

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Lela_chan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
🚨︎ report
Studying for bio and asked my dad about the four methods of gene transfer...

"You go to the mall - that's one. The second method is you drop off a load of donations at Salvation Army. Third: you're picked up by a backhoe and transported to a pool of radioactive material in the middle of the garbage dump and your jeans are magically transferred off of you as you disintegrate. And the fourth? By policemen carrying out a court order in a maximum security prison."

πŸ‘︎ 22
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/GimpyBallerina
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.