My friend the artist told me he didn’t have any cyan, azure, cobalt, navy, royal, or sapphire paint.

That was completely out of the blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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To the person who stole my MS Office License.

I will find you. You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Regclusive
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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About bill and melinda

So, Bill and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce She gets the house and He gets the Windows!

According to Melinda Gates, Bill just didn't Excel at his marriage. Apparently he had no Power Points while arguing, but he always had to have the last Word And now that he no longer had Access to her heart, the Outlook was not looking good for them. They couldn’t work together as Teams On the Surface they were a perfect couple, but deep down there was hardly any Kinect. He kept everything hidden like an X-Box and she never found it re- Azuring. The main reason she divorced Bill Gates because he was in Office365 days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sq009
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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What is blue and not heavy?

Light blue

Edit: Thank you fellow internet strangers for all the awards!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYC_Dweller
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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It's cloudy all over just now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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My wife told me she'd leave me if I don't stop making Microsoft puns, and I need some advice

I immediately left my Office and tried explaining myself. Sure, on the Surface I do it often, but I think it Works. It's not just about Word play, either; my Outlook on life helps me Excel. She and I have such a great Team Foundation, I Azure you. I wanted to Exchange my thoughts with her, so we could work with OneDrive. I looked her right in the Windows of her soul, to Access the deepest parts of her heart, and told her I loved her. Completely on Edge, I awaited her answer...

PowerPoint of the story is: does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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What’s blue and not heavy?

Light blue

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