..are you getting fed up with airline food?
...it was a bit of an anticlimax.
It was a match made in heaven.
Iโm so beside myself.
The veloci-rapture
"Take thine father's blade and ascend!"
>!The solution is Pa's Sword 1234!<
Her: โYeah we read Alice in Wonderworld today!โ
Me: โOh yeah thatโs the one down in Florida, right?โ
I canโt wait to have my own kids and fully ascend.
They ascend to a higher plane.
... he asked me "Hey dad, how did those shoes get up there?". I sombrely explained to my son that sometimes, when shoes die and they ascend to heaven, the laces get caught up and they get stuck like that.
My Son: "Dad! Shoe's don't go to heaven!", Me: "Of course they do! They've got soles don't they!?"
I was going for driving lesson after a 2 month break, and after fumbling around and finally successfully getting the car started, my driving instructor said this to me:
DI: "Have you been filming a show recently?"
Me: "No, why do you say that?"
DI: "You look a lot like a character in this show on TV."
Me(kinda flattered): "What show is that?"
DI (Deadpanned): "Oh you know, Lost."
Me: "......."
They call him the ascending colon.
