My wife took off her shirt and bra during an argument where I was winning
My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry.
Finally, I threw in the towel.
Argument at family dinner...
I would make the argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the world
But it would probably be full of holes
I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was
But the conversation went a rye.
Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best...
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey stood nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.
Two droids were having an argument...
My brother and I had an argument as to which is the most important vowel.
I got into an argument with a friend about whether pens were better than pencils...
...I’ll admit, they had a point, but I still think the argument will be erased in time.
What did the Eskimo say to the man trying to start an argument with him?
I really don't want to get inuit with you.
I was having an argument with my wife and she said I had a point
I didn't realise we were meant to keep score
I can’t win arguments against sharp knives
They’ve always got the best points
Just PUTIN this here for everyone to see.
My wife and I had a long argument as to which vowel is the most important.
What do you call an argument between two vegans ?
I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...
Talk about blunt force drama.
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture...
But when I got home, the tables were turned...
I got into an argument with a stroke victim last night
it was all very one sided.
Things have been a bit tense with my wife, with both of us stuck in quarantine all the time. We even had an argument about herbs the other day.
To be honest, it was about thyme.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around, eventually.
My wife told me she thought we'd have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic.
I told her, "I think you mean fewer".
A lot of people are shocked by the recent events in NASCAR
What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.
I've just had a huge argument with my wife due to being stuck with her in lockdown at home...
Thankfully, it's just an isolated incident.
Flat-earther arguments are always terrible since they're never well-rounded
How the turn tables... (Son and I argument)
Me: Do you think the world just revolves around you?!
Son: Well I am a s(u)n...
Me: ...
Sun: ...
I just had an half hour argument with my 5 year old about the importance of wearing pants in public, and she won.
So today I’m wearing pants to take her to school.
A lawyer and a law maker had been in an argument for several years, escalating into a bet to see who would break the law first. The lawyer then found himself in a trial against the law maker.
The law maker was outlawed.
If 90° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.
Cuz it's the only right angle.
My wife accused me of trying to win every argument we had...
So I told her why that was wrong.
Most people back up their argument by saying: "I read it ...", But what do Redditors say?
I finally won an ongoing argument with my wife about Einstein’s Theory of Relativity.
I got into a huge argument with my wife over what kind of bread to order at the Indian restaurant
But it turned out to be a naan issue
If two vegans get in an argument
is it still considered beef?
Told by my 12 year old brother, he got poor reactions from my siblings but I assured him the joke was well done.
Had an argument with my physiotherapist regarding my posture
But now I stand corrected
I had an argument with my wife in a lift the other day...
I was wrong on so many levels
Why are dads so witty and quick in arguments?
Because they have great response ability.
I’ve recently designed a miniature IoT smart kitchen implement for straining vegetables. It’s a source of much discussion and argument between people in the culinary world.
You could say my creation is a little device-seive.
What do you call an argument between two linguist salmon?
I once won an argument against an amputee.
As it turns out, he didn't have a leg to stand on.
I was having an argument with my wife about who should brew the coffee each morning. She said, “YOU should do it because YOU get up first and then we won't have to wait as long to get our coffee.”
I went full sexist pig, “YOU'RE in charge of cooking around here woman and YOU should do it, because it's YOUR job and I can just wait for my coffee.”
She replied coldly, “No, YOU should do it and besides, it's in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
I guffawed, “I can’t believe that, show me!”
So she fetched the Bible and opened to the New Testament and showed me the top of several pages, that it indeed says, “HEBREWS!”
I was having an argument and the other guy went off on a tangent
I said: Hey, man, whats your angle?!
Last night, my wife and I had a long argument about whose turn it is to do laundry.
What do you call an argument you have while you're high?
Grass fed beef.
Came up with this myself, am proud.
My wife and I got in a big argument over how she wanted to give birth.
It was our first midwife crisis.
Split a steak with a friend the other night after having an argument.
He ended up still having a beef with me
What do you call an argument between two ticks?
Question: Is an argument between two vegans still a beef?
*copied and pasted directly from a text from my dad
After a long argument with my boss, I quit my job at the helium factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
Today I started an argument with my wife while riding in an elevator
I was wrong on many levels
I got into an argument with the guy one farm over. He got so mad, he threw a rooster at me...
"Careful now!" I said. "Them's fightin' birds."
I hate arguments on moving stairs
They escalate so quickly.
When someone on Earth transmits complaints to an astronaut in space, their argument is quickly escalated.
My wife and I had this giant argument about which vowel is the most useful.
My wife and I had an argument because I spent £1000 on a record collection.
It’s my decision and it’s vinyl.
My wife and I were having an argument and you’ll never guess what my cat said when I asked him to back me up.
A husband and a wife got into a heated argument
Both of them are working, but the husband never did house chores and left it all to the wife. It's also the wife who dealt with everything about their children.
One day the wife can't take it anymore and lashed out.
Wife: "I'm tired with work too you know? Why don't you try putting yourself in my shoes?"
Husband: "I can't. Your shoes are too small."
I got in an argument with beauty supplies and now we're not friends anymore.
We just couldn't make up.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away
They always resort to straw man arguments
True story: My SO and I got into an minor argument while laying in bed last night. I jokingly exclaimed “omg, I literally cannot stand you!”
To which he replied, “good thing you’re laying down”. Ugh.
I had an argument with my friend about his small boat.
I had an argument with my friend about what the longest river in the world was. He wouldn't believe me that the Amazon river was the second largest river.
Is he a field agent? Does he always make straw-man arguments?
My wife and I had a huge argument as to who is supposed to take care of the laundry after it’s done.
During an argument, my friend accused me of an “ad homonym” attack.
It’s not what it sounds like.
I heard Steve Harvey and his wife got into an intense argument
It was a real Family Feud
A couple was having an argument about leaving some roof trusses exposed when they remodeled their house.
They had some real truss issues.
Arguments between P.E. teachers never last long.
Wife and I are walking in St. Petersburg and get into an argument whether the precipitation we feel is rain or snow. So we ask the communist officer Rudolph standing next to us.
"Office Rudolph," I ask. "Is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
I turn to my wife. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Did you hear about the two artists getting into an argument over who was the better?
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes
My wife and I had a long argument about which vowel is the most important.
If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?
If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?
If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?
If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?
Split a steak with a friend the other night after having an argument.
He ended up still having a beef with me.
If two vegans have an argument
Is it still called a beef?
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture.
But when I got home, the tables were turned .
if 2 vegans get in a argument is it still "beef"? 🤔
If two vegans have an argument
An argument between two vegans is not called a beef...
Just two people with bad tempehs.
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