I once got into an argument with a decimal.
I have to admit he had a point.
Yesterday, my friend and I got into an argument over which vowel was the best
Got into an argument with a bald man
Apparently saying "Keep your hair on" wasn't the best idea.
I got in argument with my butcher
Relax. It's just a local beef.
My optometrist and I had a big argument.
After that, I just can't see going back there.
I got into an argument with a statue the other day...
and I have to admit it had some rock solid points.
It’s not a drunk argument
It’s a spirited discussion.
My wife and I had a 2 hour argument last night because I "have no sense of direction"
So I packed all my stuff and right.
I had an argument with my brother about how to get to the next floor in the mall because he refused to use the stairs or the elevator
My next thought was: "Well, that escalated quickly"
My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry.
I got into an argument with my video game character
He said I was too controlling.
My wife and I got into a heated argument where she told me I had to stop pretending to be a flamingo
So I had to put my foot down
If two vegans get into an argument
Is it still considered beef?
A lawyer finished his closing argument...
He then took out a pillow, put his bag on it, and covered the bag with a baby blanket. "What are you doing?" asked the judge. The lawyer replied, "I rest my case."
Had an argument with my wife...
She keeps forgetting my toast with my breakfast, and I’m extremely lack toast intolerant.
I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs.
I hate it when a couple start having an argument right in front of me.
They could have at least waited until I got dressed and left.
me when I win an argument
Every time I get my haircut I get into lengthy arguments with my barber.
The guy can really split hairs
Two microwaves had an argument
My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.
Argument at family dinner...
I once got into an argument with a co-worker, who slammed the door so hard when he left, it broke the latch.
Which sucked, because I thought we needed the closure...
After a heated argument, my kid shouted “Jim Morrison was overrated”
Me: What did I say about slamming The Doors?
Is an argument between two vegans still called a 'beef'?
I got into a heated argument with a snowman
in which he lost his cool and had a total meltdown
Waiter: “How do you like your steak, sir”?
Sir: “Like winning an argument with my wife”.
Waiter “Rare it is!”.
Did you hear that Steve Harvey got into an argument with his wife?
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I told: mom that why I am using a chair.
Some people were arguing about the most important part of a kitchen.
"The sink is the most important! It's where you get water for cooking, wash your hands, clean fruits and vegetables, and clean the dishes up afterwards."
But another person said,
"The countertop is even more important. It's where the food is prepared. And if the counter weren't there, you wouldn't have a sink at all!"
The first person was shocked. They weren't expecting a counterargument.
So I got in an argument yesterday
I told them it’s fine to be gangster, but “fuck bitches get money” is a terrible motto for a veterinarian
My wife took off her shirt and bra during an argument where I was winning
Just had an argument with a cloud.
We came to a thunderstanding.
I got into an argument with a midget and he wanted a fight
But I refused because I was the bigger man
I got into an argument with a cement mixer the other day.
I tried my hardest, but he had some real concrete evidence.
Me and my wife got into an argument about how to contact an ancient Chinese dynasty...
She said...
"Talk to the Hans."
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture...
But when I got home, the tables were turned...
Why do hippos always lose arguments in the savannah ?
Because what they say is mostly irrelephant
I’d like to highlight the important part of my argument
I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was
But the conversation went a rye.
I just had an half hour argument with my 5 year old about the importance of wearing pants in public, and she won.
So today I’m wearing pants to take her to school.
I was having an argument about construction with someone on reddit.
He said he never had any issues with mis-calculations during construction on houses and I said that's impossible.
I told him in response about a time I put a post in the ground at a bad angle and had to take it out and put it back in correctly.
He got mad at me because he had heard the same exact story on r/construction
I guess you could call it a repost
Yesterday me and my wife got into an argument.
She didn't believe me when I told her I could ride Italian food.
You should have seen the look on her face when I drove Pasta!
What does a race car driver say when he has nothing else to say in an argument?
My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry.
Finally, I threw in the towel.
My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important.
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