Anyon Puns

A list of puns related to "Anyon"

Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?

Because it's only the first date

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👤︎ u/chandan_2294
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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DOES ANYONE ELSE FORGET THE ABBREVIATION FOR MAINE?

OR IS IT JUST ME?

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👤︎ u/suktupbutterkup
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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Has anyone been to Engagement, Ohio ?

It's a little place between Dayton and Marion.

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👤︎ u/XIIXOO
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out identity theft is a crime

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👤︎ u/growupyall
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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If anyone is looking to have a custom ark built for them

I Noah guy

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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You can’t blame anyone for the road you’re on.

It’s your own asphalt.

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👤︎ u/decrepit-heart
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter

I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.

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👤︎ u/itmightbedave
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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Has anyone realize “The IRS”

Spells “theirs”?

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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An American, landing in India: Does anyone here know how to play baseball?

India: crickets

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords! reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
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👤︎ u/dorkyautisticgirl
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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I don't understand why anyone would use a club instead of a sword

It's pointless.

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👤︎ u/pksage
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Anyone: I’m gunna run down to the convenient store and get something to drink.

Dad: you should probably drive, running that far seems like a lot of unnecessary work.

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👤︎ u/shua_mc
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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Does anyone remember the joke I posted about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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👤︎ u/viky_boy
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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Does anyone know if doctors could take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?

Ass skin for a friend.

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👤︎ u/Bigjambo1
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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Anyone got any good jokes about bums?

I've got piles

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👤︎ u/Greedy-North-5061
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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Why do can't anyone get angry with actors?

Because they always make up!

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👤︎ u/adityajoseph
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it ...

It's Spam.

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👤︎ u/winkelschleifer
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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Does anyone have any good bread puns?

I knead more so my humor can rise.

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👤︎ u/Morty_get_in
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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Schokolade anyone?
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👤︎ u/mvolfCZ
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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Anyone have any Egyptian jokes?

I am in a roasting war and in need of assistance.

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👤︎ u/sgper18
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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Best Friend: “Why aren’t you dating anyone?” Me: “Call Me John”

“Cause I ain’t Cena girl worth my time yet”

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👤︎ u/FlintTheDad
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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Has anyone tried SleepEzy™ earplugs?

They don’t sound good

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👤︎ u/oceanchimp
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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A ‘divine’ healer in his ‘miracle’ ministry called, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed for, please come forward to the front."

With that, John got in line and when it was his turn the Pastor asked, " John, what do you want me to pray for you?"

John replied, "Pastor, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The Pastor put one finger of one hand on John's ear, placed his other hand on top of John's head, and then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm. After a few minutes, the Pastor removed his hands, stood back and asked: "John, how is your hearing now?"

John answered, "I don't know. My hearing is actually next Thursday in the "Magistrate Court."

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👤︎ u/ball5deeper
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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Does anyone know what LGBTQ means?

No one is giving me a straight answer

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👤︎ u/NathyDre
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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So, if anyone can suggest a city, I'd be grateful.
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👤︎ u/orlanthi
📅︎ Sep 30 2020
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We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the...

Minneapolis.

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👤︎ u/iKONIC-ONCE
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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If anyone is alone this Christmas and has nobody to spend it with, please let me know..

I really need to borrow some chairs.

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly....

I've got loads of back issues.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Has anyone seen the new film about fried eggs?

Apparently it's been panned by critics.

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👤︎ u/Bbew_Mot
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while

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👤︎ u/Tokyo_Addition-
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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Has anyone read the prequel to Hamlet...?

Piglet.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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Has anyone seen the British version of Moana?

Johanna

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👤︎ u/kingpotato28
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Idk if anyone has posted this before
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👤︎ u/rowannbaldwin
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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Help! I can't read anyone's posts!

I never learned sign language.

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👤︎ u/Devex123
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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Does anyone know what the best pickup line is for when you are at an abortion clinic?

Come here often?

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👤︎ u/robb4217
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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Anyone else notice

the Supreme Court has been more Ruthless than normal?

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👤︎ u/wilmadiqfit2266
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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Anyone else surprised we don't see more toddlers with criminal charges?

Mine's always resisting a rest.

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👤︎ u/inspire_me_please
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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Anyone read the Helping Friendly Book written by Iculus.

The moral is read-iculus.

(For all my Phans out there)

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👤︎ u/AshiGoshi
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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Has anyone heard the latest breaking news about the M25?

Its going all around London

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👤︎ u/Folically-endowed
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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Did anyone wake up Green Day?

Hi, I was specifically requested on this day, October 1st, to wake up Green Day. Did anyone wake up Green Day?

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👤︎ u/Solace_sys
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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Never ask anyone whether they prefer New York City or Syracuse.

That's comparing apples to oranges.

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👤︎ u/Long-Afternoon
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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Cherry bomb anyone? /r/cleanjokes/comments/jl…
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👤︎ u/Singer_Spectre
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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Anyone know why music keeps coming from my printer?

O nevermind. The paper just keeps jamming

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👤︎ u/Da_Brootalz
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

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👤︎ u/TheVengefulKitten
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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Does anyone remember the joke I made about the Chiropractor?

It was about a weak back...

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👤︎ u/kgangadhar
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it!

It’s spam

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👤︎ u/FlintTheDad
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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Does anyone remember the joke I made about the Chiropractor?

It was about a weak back...

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👤︎ u/BillyBob_TX
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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Do you know anyone who's going to be alone this Xmas ?

Please let me know....I need to borrow some chairs.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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