What did the left buttcheek say to the right buttcheek?

"If we stick together, we can put a stop to all this shit"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whats_her_face-
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What do you call Bananas without B ?

Pineapple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/padfootforHP
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2022
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The only difference between uranus and ur anus is that there's a gap.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TechExpert2910
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2023
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Apologies if I’m posting in the wrong sub, but I need to ask a question.

I’ve been doing a lot of self-reflection lately. You know, wondering who I am… I put up with a lot of crap every single day, like it’s my job. And almost every time I put up with this stuff, I just feel wiped.

So my question is this: If I were the opening at the end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste matter leaves the body, WIBTA?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaxis2113
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2023
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I had one but it smelled funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knowwhatImeme76
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2022
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How come they call it a colonoscopy…

…and not an anal-ysis?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2023
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What will you get if you remove B from Bananas

Pineapple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zer0_TJ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2022
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Did you hear that the proctologist’s long time girlfriend broke it off with him?

It absolutely rectum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuietLife007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2022
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My son was so happy with the response to his joke yesterday he wanted me to share this one with you too. What’s the most reliable part of the human body?

Your fingers. You can always count on them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gallifreyfalls55
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2022
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The chief of police just said that someone has stolen all their toilets.

They are looking into it, but right now, they have nothing to go on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krown_spartan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2022
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Did you know that the farts of the Pharaohs were all very similar?

They Tutankhamun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crakkerz79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2022
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Ainu I’d eventually find people who pronounced my name right.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ainu_
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2022
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Where do cows go in space.

The moooooooooon.

  • my 5 year old.

I'm so proud. My job here is done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vivreaski
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2022
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can someone please tell me what "TIA" means? I keep seeing people use it everywhere...

Thanks in advance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d2181
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2022
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Earthbound
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrispyMiner
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2022
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My sister in law asked "What is that mountain on the horizon named?"

"That's easy," I replied "that's Mount Inous"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bubbasbubba
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2022
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Not mine. But always makes me giggle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alca87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Was drinking a milkshake...

Having lunch and milkshakes with the family

Me: Dammit, I think there's a hole in the side of my straw.

Dad: You think that's bad?! Mine's got one at the top and one at the bottom

Groans all round

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmycoola
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2014
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