What did the left buttcheek say to the right buttcheek?

"If we stick together, we can put a stop to all this shit"

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What do you call Bananas without B ?

Pineapple.

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The only difference between uranus and ur anus is that there's a gap.
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Apologies if Iโ€™m posting in the wrong sub, but I need to ask a question.

Iโ€™ve been doing a lot of self-reflection lately. You know, wondering who I amโ€ฆ I put up with a lot of crap every single day, like itโ€™s my job. And almost every time I put up with this stuff, I just feel wiped.

So my question is this: If I were the opening at the end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste matter leaves the body, WIBTA?

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I had one but it smelled funny
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How come they call it a colonoscopyโ€ฆ

โ€ฆand not an anal-ysis?

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What will you get if you remove B from Bananas

Pineapple

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Did you hear that the proctologistโ€™s long time girlfriend broke it off with him?

It absolutely rectum.

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My son was so happy with the response to his joke yesterday he wanted me to share this one with you too. Whatโ€™s the most reliable part of the human body?

Your fingers. You can always count on them.

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The chief of police just said that someone has stolen all their toilets.

They are looking into it, but right now, they have nothing to go on.

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Did you know that the farts of the Pharaohs were all very similar?

They Tutankhamun

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Ainu Iโ€™d eventually find people who pronounced my name right.
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Where do cows go in space.

The moooooooooon.

  • my 5 year old.

I'm so proud. My job here is done.

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can someone please tell me what "TIA" means? I keep seeing people use it everywhere...

Thanks in advance!

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Earthbound
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My sister in law asked "What is that mountain on the horizon named?"

"That's easy," I replied "that's Mount Inous"

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Not mine. But always makes me giggle
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Was drinking a milkshake...

Having lunch and milkshakes with the family

Me: Dammit, I think there's a hole in the side of my straw.

Dad: You think that's bad?! Mine's got one at the top and one at the bottom

Groans all round

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