A list of puns related to "Announcer"
Finnish Him!
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL
He was a commentator
Wee paws for station identification.
They told me it’s because I’m just a common-tater.
(Told by my father-in-law)
But when he finally went on air, he died.
And in the left corner, paper weight champion of the world....
Europe next.
No word yet on where the couple will be spending their hyunymoon.
Dad: "It wasn't a foul on the drive, it was a foul on the player. Idiots."
... I told her "Ask Lance Armstrong."
You'd think the ground would know that by now.
It’s called Elon’s Musk
It's a Spoiler Alert.
I'm looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.
I think it's BP.
Hi, Ya
The announcement will be made to a joint session of Congress.
It’s my longest running joke of the year.
To sum it up, there’s a small medium at large.
Turns out, they were Wright.
She is a Rebel without a Claus.
they don’t know how far I’ll go
Cuz you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.
The iRoll
Edit: thank you kind strangers for the awards! I told my wife we've struck gold and she immediately upgraded to the newest iRoll v2 software!!!
Fast 10 Your Seat Belts.
it heard its going to be called No More Tiers
I am now a doctorbater.
It’ll now just be called the T.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
They first suspected they had it when no one could smell what he was cooking.
I went out and saw the idiot; he was selling chairs.
It's not well known that among the species of plants taken aboard Noah's Ark was a very odd berry. This berry had a special property where if you ate too few at once they would be sour, but if you ate too many at once they would be bitter. Even stranger was that the right number of berries to eat at once for perfect sweetness was different for each person.
Shem would never take enough berries and would complain every time "Ugh! These berries are so sour! Why did we bring these plants?" Noah would reply "I've told you over and over, you need to eat a couple more in a mouthful to make them sweet."
Ham would always take too many berries and would complain every time "Ick! These berries are so bitter! I'd like to toss the plants overboard." Noah would reply "I've told you over and over, you need to eat fewer in a mouthful to make them sweet."
Japeth would grab a random amount and whenever they were bitter or sour he'd complain "Why do these berries never taste the same? We should let the animals eat the plants so we don't have to eat the silly berries." Noah would reply "I've told you over and over, you should remember how many berries taste the best."
After a couple of weeks of this, Noah announced "I'm taking charge of portioning the berries. I've made notes of how many of them taste the best for me, my wife, all of you my sons, and your wives. At meals I'll give each of you the correct amount, and NO MORE COMPLAINTS!"
Another week passed and Japeth wanted some berries to take the edge off his hunger, but rather than wander all over the whole ark looking for his father he asked Emzara "Where's dad? I'd like some berries before lunch."
Emzara pointed to the storeroom and said "I thought you were tired of the berries? But there's Noah, counting for taste."
Because he didn't habenero!
They’re going to call it the iAye
My wife and I were doing a bit of roleplay in the bedroom. I had just handcuffed her to the bedhead when we heard one of the kids turning the door handle. I quickly threw the covers over the both of us and in walked my 7 year old son. He noticed the handcuffs, went really quiet and had this confused look on his face. After 15 seconds or so he asked my wife why she was handcuffed to the bed. She blushed and had to come up with a lie on the spot. She stammered out that daddy was just practicing with the handcuffs for his new job as a policeman and that my son should just go back into the lounge room and watch some TV.
A few weeks later I was asked to careers day at my son's school. My son stood up with me in front of the class and proudly announced his daddy was a policeman and that I lock up baddies. I didn't want to embarass him so I just played along. It turns out I was the one who was about to be embarassed. One of the kids asked if my son had ever seen me at work. My son said no but that he had seen me practicing using handcuffs on his mom. It went right over the kids heads but the teacher was very amused and couldn't stop giggling. I guess my wife and I would have been the hot topic in the staff room that day.
I guess only small gatherings are allowed.
After all, it was a low bar to climb.
WHO let the dogs out.
"… UNO! DOS!" *POOF* And he vanished without a Tres.
Massively Multiprayer Online
Bernie.
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you and have a nice day.
It’s a play on words.
"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"
A guy walks into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, "I have a .9mm Smith and Western with an eight shot magazine and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."
A deep voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't have enough ammo!"
Mozzarella, she's italian
Wee paws for station identification.
I think it's BP.
It’s my longest running joke of the year so far...
It was my longest running joke of the year.
He disappeared without a tres.
It’s a running joke.
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