It’s my 3 year Reddit anniversary!

Getting karma should be as easy as cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ben071
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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It's my 1-year Reddit anniversary

Getting karma should be easy as cake

Edit: It’s a giant cake day celebration! Happy cake day everyone!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Volumed_Coyote_60
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I gave my wife a lamp for our anniversary.

Someone’s getting LED tonight. ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malker84
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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For my anniversary, 12 women named Rose showed up while we were having breakfast. "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?" Screamed my wife.

"Honey, I got you a bouquet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesmartass1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I was recording my wife’s speech at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary, but my battery died halfway through.

Now I’ll never hear the end of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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My wife celebrated her two year anniversary of getting a breast reduction

She asked if I ever miss them. I always tell her it was her choice not mine and that the mammaries will last forever.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Son: "Hey Dad, Happy 25th Anniversary. Jeez! Almost all my friend's parents are divorced. What did you have to do to stay married for this long?"

Dad: "Keep mum."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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My family just celebrated the 200th anniversary of owning a buffalo farm!

Yep. It's our bison-tennial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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This tin foil rose my wife made me for our 10 year β€œtin” anniversary.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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"Grandpa, what are you and Grandma going to do tonight for your anniversary?"

Well, there we're getting into kind of a grey area....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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My wife bought me flowers for our anniversary

She really rose to the occasion

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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It’s our wedding anniversary today. My wife and I have been happily married for two years now.

1995 and 2009.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Anniversary gift from my wife

I'm not into knives but she got me an engraved benchmark 9160sbk auto triage. I told her it was pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbladegk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I asked my wife if she'd like a new Diamond Ring to celebrate our Anniversary

"Nothing would make me happier!" She replied

- So I got her nothing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angster001
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Why am I excited for my wedding anniversary trip?

It's going to be a trip of a wifetime...

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Me: Dad, are you excited for the 50th anniversary of the lunar landing today???

Dad: I'm over the moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarahJBP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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What did the physicist give his wife for their anniversary?

Joule-ery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ssenmodnar4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What did Kurt GΓΆdel's wife say to him on their anniversary?

You incomplete me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuDGe3690
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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For their 50th anniversary, my parents went on vacation, but unfortunately, my dad got really ill. When they got back, I asked, "Dad, what made you so sick in Hawaii?" He laughed and said...

"Poi, son."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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My girlfriend is a geologist. For our anniversary I got got her a limestone jewelry box.

It has sedimental value.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePeacefulBard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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It's the tenth Anniversary of Hitler's favorite day...

Nein, nein, nein!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I had to return the glasses I bought as an anniversary present for my wife.

She still can't see things my way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What did the Canadian deer say to her boyfriend when he forgot their anniversary?

Do you even caribout me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knight499
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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My wife asked if I was packed for our anniversary getaway.

I told her the luggage was ready but I’m still packing.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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I bought my missus an egg-beater for our wedding anniversary.

I knew she wanted me to whisk her away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elokwins
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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In honor of the 10 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death, Kraft foods has krafted up a new salad dressing.

Called Neverland Ranch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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for our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a small picture of me inside a pistachio

but that's just me in a nutshell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamGreenaway
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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I asked my wife to cook me a Japanese meal for our anniversary

Sushi did!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amo_Amas_Amatt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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A man walks into a bar looking depressed. Bar tender asks whats wrong? Man says its his 50th wedding anniversary. And that when he was a teenager he got his girl friend pregnant. And to make it worse the father was a Judge and he told me if i did'nt marry his daughter i would go to Jail for 50 year

Today I could be a free man !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicmoose13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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TIL: The Lincoln penny debuted on the Anniversary of his birth...

It all makes cents now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Ornament I got for my wife on our 10th anniversary
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatholicGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2015
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Girlfriend on Anniversary: "Wow, the card you got me feels heavy!"

Me: "It is carrying the weight of my emotions."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AveryW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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My wife and I are celebrating our 10 year anniversary...

by doing something decade-ent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hann1980
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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Dads anniversary joke

My folks have been married 29 years.

Dad looks at me last night and says

If I killed her when I married her, Id be out by now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kroneksix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2013
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For our wedding anniversary I told my wife I got her a cardigan. After she opened her card she asked where it was...

I pointed to the card and said "I got you a card again"

How is she still with me? I actually got her a trip Vegas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconStripGString
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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Average Anniversary

Me: Do you know what tomorrow is?

Wife: The day we got married on.

Me: We got married on a Saturday not a Tuesday.

Wife: Fine, the date we got married on.

Me: It was a wedding, not a date.

Wife: You know what I mean!

Me: Sorry honey, I don't know what you average.

Edit: Line breaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARob109
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2017
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My dad just gave my mom a wristwatch for their anniversary

Me; Mom your love is worth a watch Dad; You should take some time thinking about that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShittyNeighbour
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2015
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I'd been thinking about buying a couple of cattle to put in my fathers farm. I asked my wife if she'd be on with receiving a cow for our wedding anniversary.

She said she would be moooov'd.

I just got dad joked by my wife. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blakestar85
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
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Doctor Who Dad Joke [50th anniversary spoiler]

Doctor: You've got a name?

Girl: Yes

Doctor: Good, I've always wanted to meet someone called "Yes"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdventurePee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2013
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At a 60th Wedding Anniversary Reception when...

One of the distant aunts is walking around to each table taking pictures with her iPad for the couple the reception is for. She asks:

"They would like a picture of each table" father in law chimes in... "Just the table or could I be in it too?" She laughs and holds up the iPad for the picture. Father in law sounds out "Great, now she's reading her tablet instead of taking pictures"

Classic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kristopherbanner
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2014
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Got us all at my parents anniversary dinner.

My mom made low country boil (crab legs, shrimp, sausage, potatoes, onions, corn all in the same pot. amazing) and when she set the table she set down a few nut crackers for the crab legs.

Mom: We don't have enough so these are for sharin'

Dad: There is no one named Sharron here so I'll use them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juddnasty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2015
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My grandparents are on a plane to Hawaii for their 50th anniversary.

When my grampa learns that the couple next to them are on their honeymoon he leans over and goes "This is what you two are gonna look like in 50 years"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Colonel_Graff-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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I'm fairly certain my grandpa is planning on dropping a dad joke on his AA group for his 37th anniversary...

He told us last night that he'll be asked his secret for success this morning.

He says at age 82 and after 37 alcohol-free years, the secret is fairly simple:

"Don't drink, and don't die."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingysnap
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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My battery died when I was recording my wife giving a toast at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary.

Now I’m never going to hear the end of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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It's our wedding anniversary today. My wife and I have been happily married for two years now.

1995 and 2009.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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