Work Anniversary Puns

At this point I have no idea how I'm going to go back to a regular office work day.

Ladies, tell me what would you do in my situation..

I've been married for 3 years now, My husband forgot our marriage anniversary that was a month ago, but whatever.. thought it won't happen again.. But it's my birthday today, he didn't wish me happy birthday, looks like he forgot.. he used to make sure to be the first one to wish me happy birthday but seems like he just don't care anymore. I'm pregnant and dealing with pregnancy pressure and all, but today I'm really hurt to see him forgetting special days like that .. and I understand that he is dealing with some stress at work but that stress never stopped him from remembering friends or family birthdays .. Been together for 8 years, 3 years of marriage, he never makes effort to get me gifts in my birthdays or any other special days, Women's day?Valentine's day? Marriage anniversary? Nothing, and don't get me wrong, I don't want expensive gifts even though he can get me that, but like even a flower from the garden would make me happy.. he just don't want to make that effort I guess. I told him before that small gifts will make me happy, but then he would just go buy me stuff by demand from me .. so I don't feel like they are gifts .. I feel like he is buying the stuff just because I asked him for it .. he also stops me from buying him gifts, he said that I should not buy him anything, yet I try my best to make him good food, I bake, I cook, you know .. have a romantic dinner at home and and try to enjoy an intimate night .. but even whenever I do so he seems like he doesn't care much.

what should I do? I feel like he really just don't care anymore about me.

What's more, they missed three years I worked there before maternity leave. I sent a message to HR noting the error, and she blamed it on the HR software that resets when an employee goes on EI.

When I became a mom, I considered myself still an employee there. I loved my job, kept tabs on the activity, and was looking forward to going back. I upgraded some of my education with night classes while on maternity leave so I could come back with an expanded skillset. There was always a fear in the back of my mind that going away for a year would mean I would be forgotten or written off. It makes me feel like I started from square one because I had a baby.

It just sucks. I'm going to double-check that I'm receiving the proper compensation for my years served in entirety.

Just finished rewatching this one for the first time in probably 15 years. I laughed all the way through and had forgotten how memorable it was. I was really surprised to see it have a 29% on RT and a 5.7/10 on IMDB.

Was thinking I'd love to see Chris Evans and Chyler Leigh go back to these roles 20 years later.

Edit: alright, I'm getting called out for saying "had forgotten how memorable it was" which I realize is super oxymoranical

What I guess I was trying to say is, I hadn't thought about the movie in years, then when I rewatched it, I remembered so many of the lines and gags as the movie was playing, I could quote the movie even though I hadn't seen it in ~15 years.

I've heard different things regarding the anniversary event, do all the skins (from all events) unlock at once or does it change weekly/daily?

My GF of 2 years and I have gotten into a dispute about our dating anniversary. I think it's perfectly normal to celebrate it the weekend of and she feels that its just as important to celebrate it the actual calendar day. (anniversary date) I expressed to her that what matters to me is taking the time to do something special with your S.O, and that I think the date doesn't really matter. I had already told her my plan was to take her out for a picnic date and etc. She claims she took the date off work (her part time job) but she never told me this and just assumed I would ig. Last year I wasn't working so this didn't come up. The result of this has been her getting extremely upset and telling me its a dealbreaker. Thoughts???

*EDIT. Some things I would like to add for context.

My job is pretty gravy and taking the day off wouldnt be difficult.

After telling her my feelings towards the topic, and going in circles (you know how these things go) she was crying and such. Some things she told me in short were along the lines of

"we arent on the same page" "other guys would do that if they love someone" "i was in a really hard time before i met you and you are all i have" "if you love someone you do whatever you can to make them happy" While she was upset she also told me that she is calling in sick to her shift tomorrow at mcds bc she cant handle this. She proceeded to do so and called in sick.

So I know the anniversary/decade weapons are available during the anniversary event and require 5 proof of legends to purchase, but I have some questions...

• if I'm reading the wiki right, you have to purchase them for the character you want them on correct? I do not have a necro but love the idea of the soul reaping scythe, so I would have to make a necro, get him leveled up enough and earn 5 proof of legends on him and purchase it with him, correct? Like I want the dual fire sword daggers, but would like them on both my dagger spam ranger and warrior, do I really need two of them?

• I know you only earn proof of legends above level 5. I'm relatively new (played at launch, started again a few months ago, took a short break, back again) so on my account, I have a level 20 ranger in nightfall, a 20 warrior in factions, a level 8 dervish in nightfall, and I believe that's it right now. How do you earn the proofs and how many can you realistically acquire per character?

• Are there any weapons that are better than others and should be prioritized? Almost all of them seem to have interesting/different build ideas behind them, like the holy damage hammer, energy storage/frost damage axe, etc, but I'm not sure how great some are in practice. Any recommendations?

• If I want to kill it during the event, what should I be doing now to prepare??

Thank you all!

It possibly could be slow fingers at this time of the evening, but I've been trying [Up Up, Down Down, Left Right, Left Right, A B, Start] for extra lives. Then attempted to do the one for Stage Select.

The game I'm trying this out for is Contra III: Alien Wars (Nintendo Switch).

What conditions would I have to wait for to do the code? After the title screen loads? Before?

Should I try to go lightning fast? I'm stumped!

Time Crash gave a good explanation as to why he looked older