Ani Puns

A Stormtrooper.

Because I serpently don't.

I cannot think of a single one, and all the other names have so many but I can't think of a pun for her.

.. then I met this magical pig, and she gave me a potion to make me funnier.

Best ham sand witch ever.

There's this chick I wanna impress so can y'all suggest any pun. Her name is "Jhilam"..

So I have an english speaking DnD group and it’s not my native language so I have a hard time coming up with creative puns.

Next month we will have an adventure where they will all be turned into sushi’s. Do you have any puns for Paladin sushi’s or wizard sushi’s or any other class BUT that person is also a sushi?

this is for something important I just need a name for a plant who's also a samurai. Any pun name will be appreciated

Britney is a really common name and yet we don't have many puns for the name.

C'mon guys show some creativity and come up with puns for Britney.

Write any pun you know.

Our wedding is next weekend, and we are giving out personalized dice as our favours. We thought "thank you for coming" was a little too bland, and we'd like to spice it up with a dice pun. Any pun suggestions that also tie into the cutesy wedding/romantic setting? So far I've found "we make a great pair" and a lot of puns around the word "dicey", but I'm hoping you fine folks can help us out.

Edit: We are huge gamers which is why we went with the dice. This isn't a Vegas wedding or anything similar, so jackpot related jokes aren't quite what we're looking for. :)

my work names all our salads like a pun... for example a cobb is “cobb your enthusiasm”

anyways, we’re getting a Niçoise salad and they take suggestions for names... any of you have any puns you could think of?

All USB related Puns needed! Any pun will do, the more groan-worthy the better!

I am doing an extra credit project where I am making a "Date Me" page for the Greek god Zeus. Any puns (cheesy or not) are greatly appreciated. Thank you! :D

Hey guys, this might sound too cheesy and I'm not sure if I'm posting on the right subreddit.

Every Saturday I give my SO a printed typography paper that I personally design with a pun of her name on it (her name is Des, I call her Mae so either is good).

Here's a sample of what I do.

Problem is, I can make the designs, but I'm running out of puns. Here's a list of what I've already done:

Des puns:

• Hardest

• Wordes (Words)

• Widest

• Uncondesionally (Unconditionally)

• DrivES

• Dessert

• Fades

• Des (This)

• Holidess (Happy Holidays!)

• Desperate

• Desision (Decision)

• Decades

• Desert

• Destination

• Dress (DrESs)

• Despresso (Espresso)

Mae puns:

• Maend (I hope you don't maend(mind)
• Maecadamia (Macadamia)
• Maengo (Mango)
• Maecaroni (Macaroni)
• Maeple (Maple)
• Lifetimae (Lifetime)
• Imaegine (Imagine)
• Chamaeleon (Chameleon)
• Caramael (Caramel)
• Achievemaent (Achievement)
• Gmaes (Games)
• Maek (Make)
• Drmae (Dream)
• Dramey (Dreamy)
• Maesure (Measure)
• Blmae (Blame)
• Maet (Mate)
• Climaet (Climate)
• Ultimaet (Ultimate)
• Maebe (Maybe)
• Mae (My one and only)
• Mae (Whatever May Happen)
• Maen (You mean everything to me)
• Maent (We're meant to be)
• Amaezing (Amazing)
• Maeutiful (Beautiful... I know)
• Maechiatto (Macchiato)

I'd really appreciate some help if you guys have any puns reserved. Anything will do, really.

Thanks!

EDIT: Formatting

So basically there's a soiree to raise money and I can't think of any puns or slogans for it. It will be during winter but after Christmas. I don't know where I would turn for this so I'll give this subreddit a shot. What I 've come up with so far: Snowy Soiree, Sparkling soiree, Winter soiree.... they're not good. :(

Hi guys, I love this subreddit for its cringeyness but now I must ask a question. Do any of you know any puns with the name Jacob or Yakob to put on the back of my senior highschool jacket (just one word).

Thank you,

When I got home, they were still there.

So if you do, lettuce know.

I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”

The other astronaut replies “In space no one can, here use cream”

They just pick things up as they go along.

It was unfortunate.

Fortunately, they’re not making them any shorter either.

they don't steep around

I forgot to Bucharest.

I can’t get this Polish guy to leave.

They Argon.

She said "They're right behind you!"

I am worried she won’t be able to pull it off.

The dispatcher replied, “So... no shirt, no shoes, no cervix?”

They prided themselves in their stock options.

I said, "Where the fuck am I going to find 5 people without any problems?"

They’re not making them any shorter either.

I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”