Today is the twenty-seventh of September! MOASS almost definitely confirmed for today, because we got RC's prophecised first and last Tweet for September! Look what this day brought us over the past years, and just imagine what that day will bring us in 2021! <3
Events
1066 – William the Conqueror and his army set sail from the mouth of the Somme river, beginning the Norman conquest of England.
1331 – The Battle of Płowce is fought, between the Kingdom of Poland and the Teutonic Order. The Poles are defeated but their leaders escape capture.
1422 – After the brief Gollub War, the Teutonic Knights sign the Treaty of Melno with Poland and Lithuania.
1529 – The Siege of Vienna begins when Suleiman I attacks the city.
1540 – The Society of Jesus (Jesuits) receives its charter from Pope Paul III.
1590 – The death of Pope Urban VII, 13 days after being chosen as the Pope, ends the shortest papal reign in history.
1605 – The armies of Sweden are defeated by the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth in the Battle of Kircholm.
1669 – The Venetians surrender the fortress of Candia to the Ottomans, thus ending the 21-year-long Siege of Candia.
1777 – American Revolution: Lancaster, Pennsylvania becomes the capital of the United States for one day after Congress evacuates Philadelphia.
1791 – The National Assembly votes to award full citizenship to Jews in France.
1821 – The Army of the Three Guarantees triumphantly entered Mexico City, led by Agustín de Iturbide. The following day Mexico was declared independent.
1822 – Jean-François Champollion announces that he has deciphered the Rosetta Stone.
1825 – The world's first public railway to use steam locomotives, the Stockton and Darlington Railway, is ceremonially opened.
1854 – The steamship SS Arctic sinks with 300 people on board.
1875 – The merchant sailing ship Ellen Southard is wrecked in a storm at Liverpool.
1903 – The Wreck of the Old 97, an American rail disaster that became the subject of a popular ballad.
1908 – Production of the Model T automobile begins at the Ford Piquette Avenue Plant in Detroit.
1916 – Iyasu V is proclaimed deposed as ruler of Ethiopia in a palace coup in favor of his aunt Zewditu.
1922 – King Constantine I of Greece abdicates his throne in favor of his eldest son, George II.
1928 – The Republic of China is recognized by the United States.
1930 – Bobby Jones wins the (pre-Masters) Grand Slam of golf.
1938 – The ocean liner Queen Elizabeth is launched in Gla
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Olaylar
1543 - Barbaros Hayrettin Paşa Tunus'u fethetti.
1556 - Süleymaniye Camii açıldı.
1838 - Osmanlı İmparatorluğu ile Birleşik Krallık arasında, İstanbul'un Baltalimanı semtinde, Baltalimanı Ticaret Antlaşması imzalandı.
1858 - ABD Başkanı James Buchanan, ilk okyanus aşırı telgraf görüşmesinin açılışını Birleşik Krallık Kraliçesi Victoria ile yaptı.
1868 - Peru'nun Arica (şu an Şili'ye bağlıdır) kenti, 8.5 büyüklüğündeki bir depremin ardından gelen tsunami ile yerle bir oldu. Yaklaşık 25.000'i Arica'da olmak üzere, toplam 70.000 kişi öldü.
1913 - Japonya'nın Tōhoku Imparatorluk Üniversitesi (şimdiki Tohoku Üniversitesi) ilk kadın öğrencisini kabul etti.
1925 - Charlie Chaplin'in "Altına Hücum" adlı filmi gösterime girdi.
1929 - Çin ve Sovyet askerleri, Mançurya'da çatıştı.
1948 - Millî Kütüphane, Ankara'da kullanıcılara hizmet vermeye başladı.
1953 - Papa XII. Pius'un verdiği imtiyazla, İzmir Selçuk'ta inşa edilen Meryem Ana Evi açıldı.
1960 - Joseph Kittinger, New Mexico'da yaklaşık 31.330 m yüksekteki bir balondan paraşütle atladı ve bugüne dek kırılamayan üç rekoru kırdı: yüksekten atlama, serbest düşüş ve en hızlı insan.
1960 - Kıbrıs'a bağımsızlık tanıyan Zürih ve Londra Antlaşmaları yürürlüğe girdi ve Kıbrıs Cumhuriyeti kuruldu.
1974 - Andreas Papandreu, 7 yıllık sürgünden sonra Yunanistan'a geri döndü.
1974 - Kıbrıs'ta İkinci Barış Harekatı'nın son günü. Türk Birlikleri, Mağusa-Lefkoşa-Lefke hattının kuzeyinde kalan bölgeyi denetim altına aldı ve ateş kesildi.
1997 - İlköğretimin 8 yıl zorunlu ve kesintisiz olmasını öngören yasa tasarısı, 242'ye karşı 277 oyla TBMM Genel Kurulu'nda kabul edildi.
2005 - Batı Karayipler Hava Yolları'na ait bir yolcu uçağı, Venezuela'nın Machiques şehri yakınlarında düştü: 160 kişi öldü.
2008 - Usain Bolt, Pekin'de gerçekleştirilen 2008 Yaz Olimpiyatları'nda 100 metrede 9.69 saniye ile dünya rekoru kırdı.
2009 - Jamaikalı atlet Usain Bolt, Berlin'de yapılan 2009 Dünya Atletizm Şampiyonası'nda 100 metrede 9.58 ile dünya rekoru kırdı.
Doğumlar
1055 - Melikşah, Büyük Selçuklu Devleti Hükümdarı (ö. 1092)
1645 - Jean de La Bruyere, Fransız yazar (ö. 1696)
1815 - Giovanni Bosco, İtalyan eğitimci, yazar ve Katolik rahip (ö. 1888)
1821 - Arthur Cayley, İngiliz matematikçi (ö. 1895)
1832 - Wilhelm Wundt, Alman psikolog (ö. 1920)
1858 - Arthur Achleitner, Alman yazar (ö. 1927)
1888 - Dora Gabe, Bulgar şair, yazar, çevirmen ve aktivist (ö. 1983)
1888 - T. E. Lawrence, İngiliz asker ve yazar (ö. 1
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Sorry that somesthing is only in Czech or Slovak language. (I know that it isn't pefect solution, but you can use google translation)
-Kramář's Tsarist Pan-slavic ideas:
https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovansk%C3%A1_%C3%BAstava
-Mucha's pan-slavism:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alphonse_Mucha
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Slav_Epic
-Vilem Němec's clonial corporatocracy:
https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%8Ceskoslovensk%C3%A1_kolonie_Togo
-Why Hussite state (Hussites was revolutionaries-> army coup as revot against monarchy):
https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%8Cesk%C3%A1_dru%C5%BEina
- Felix Achille de la Cámara
https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felix_Achille_de_la_C%C3%A1mara
-Harry Jelínek:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Jelinek
https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Jel%C3%ADnek
-Why is Hlinka reactionist (he didn't like Hungarians and communism-> reason why he in my suggestion more cooperate with monarchist Czechs):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrej_Hlinka
https://sk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrej_Hlinka
- Luisa Landová-Štychová:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luisa_Landov%C3%A1-%C5%A0tychov%C3%A1
https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luisa_Landov%C3%A1-%C5%A0tychov%C3%A1
-Why is Jan Werich part of revolution:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Werich
https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hej_rup!
-Why is Hodža for join of intermarium:
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Slovakia was the first German puppet established, gaining it's independence in March 1939, a day before Germany marched in and annexed the rest of Czechoslovakia. Roman Catholic Priest Jozef Tiso, already Prime Minister of the Autonomous Slovak Region in Czechoslovakia, was proclaimed PM of the new state, and later in the year was elected President.
By 1952, Tiso is still President, and Slovakia is still economically, politically, and militarily dependent on Germany. It is heavily in debt to it's overlord, and it must be repaid, slowly overtime, to start to free the Slovak economy from German control. Another pressing issue is the state of it's army. What Slovakia lacks in manpower it makes up for in quality. Like paying off it's debt, slowly but surely it will work on making a more professional military.
Slovakia has three trees, the first and largest of which intertwines it's political and economic trees. The second deals with the aftermath of the death of Hitler, and the the third smaller one deals with a democratic Slovakia's relationship with Hungary.
By the start of 1952, Slovakia is preparing for it's second election after independence. While still part of Czechoslovakia in 1938 an election was held, cementing the power of the Slovak People's Party. Sometimes referred to as the Hlinka's Slovak People's Party, after it's founder and leader before Tiso, Roman Catholic Priest Andrej Hlinka, the Party had forcibly merged or banned all other parties in the Autonomous Region before the election. The new catch all party became the Hlinka's Slovak People's Party - The Party of Slovak National Unity (HSĽS-SSNJ).
After extending the five year term of the 1938 election due to the war, another election was held in 1947, the first after independence. With no opposition, the HSĽS-SSNJ won all the seats. This repeats in the 1952 election, held shortly after game start. Shortly after, President Tiso will announce the creation of the 8th government, with Vojtech Tuka as the new PM.
With the new government in power it can
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Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
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