Does anybody know of camping sites near Ružomberok? I'm going to hike around Greater Fatra range this month and I'd like a nice place to pitch my tent for the last night of the trip (preferably with showers available).
Very low effort thread
Find updates and shit here http://www.goal.com/en-gb/match/everton-vs-ru%C5%BEomberok/2515974
I'll link the goals if there are any and if they get posted
#Everton [1 - 0] (#bar-3-white) Ružomberok
Everton scorers: Baines 65'
Ružomberok scorers: None
Referee: G. Kabakov
Venue: Goodison Park, Liverpool
Attendance: Unknown
M. Stekelenburg, A. Williams, R. Martina, M. Keane, L. Baines, M. Schneiderlin, I. Gueye, D. Klaassen, K. Mirallas, D. Calvert-Lewin, W. Rooney
Subs: J. Pickford, M. Holgate, P. Jagielka, T. Davies, G. Barry, A. Lookman, Sandro Ramírez
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M. Macík, K. Qose, D. Kruzliak, P. Maslo, S. Kupec, J. Maslo, E. Daniel, M. Kochan, D. Takáč, N. Haskić, P. Gál-Andrezly
Subs: L. Hajdúch, M. Čurma, J. Menich, M. Sapara, T. Kostadinov, M. Lacny, S. Gerec
MAIN EVENTS (goal.com)
0': Kick off
HT: Not watching, Everton have probably been shit, look forward to keeping you all updated for the second half
45': Second half kicks off
65': GOAL! My app tells me Everton have scored... finally! 1-0
Baines 1-0 - Watch - /u/Meladroit1
FT
FT: Servette 3-0 MFK Ružomberok
| Servette | Score | MFK Ružomberok |
|---|---|---|
| M. Stevanović 54' | [1]-0 | |
| A. Mendy 77' | [2]-0 | |
| A. Antunes 86' | [3]-0 |
Date: 27/08/2020 — 20:15 CEST, 14:15 EDT, 19:15 BST, 23:45 IST
Competition: UEFA Europa League
Venue: Stade de Genève (Carouge)
Lineups
| Servette | Notes | MFK Ružomberok | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| WWWLL | LDDLD | ||
| Manager: A. Geiger | Manager: J. Haspra | ||
| 32 J. Frick | 33 M. Macík | ||
| 2 A. Sauthier |
Since TheKr0w will be at the match today, a match thread was needed. I've put together a template based on what he does each game. I am going to be working while the game is on (hopefully can find a stream), so I likely will NOT be able to update the play-by-play on my own (also not nearly as smooth as TheKr0w - my play-by-play would be pretty terrible)
If someone messages me play-by-play I can make updates as often as possible and I will edit the template below to reflect the lineups when announced. I will not be offended if somebody who can commit to the play-by-play takes this template and takes it over - otherwise I will do my best.
COYB!!!
Everton v MFK Ružomberok Date: Thursday 27th July 2017 Kick Off: 20:05 BST Venue: Goodison Park How to Watch: ITV4 | /r/SoccerStreams
-Teams-
| Everton | MFK Ružomberok |
|---|---|
| Stekelenburg | Macík |
| Baines (c) | Kružliak |
| Williams | Maslo |
| Keane | Qose |
| Martina | Gál-Andrezly |
| Gana | Takáč |
| Schneiderlin | Haksić |
| Klaassen | Kochan |
| Rooney | Kupec |
| Mirallas | Maslo |
| Calvert-Lewin | Daniel |
Everton Subs: Pickford, Jagielka, Holgate, Barry, Davies, Lookman, Sandro MFK Ružomberok Subs: Hajduch, Gerec, Čurma, Kostadinov, Menich, Sapara; Lačný
**🔵⚪💙 COYB 💙⚪🔵 **
| Min. | Events |
|---|---|
| 0' | KICK OFF: EVERTON 0 - 0 MFK Ružomberok |
Match: Servette vs Ružomberok
Competition: Europa League
Date: 27-Aug-2020
Time: 18:15 GMT (convert to local time)
Venue: Stade de Genève
Referee: V. Kopievskiy
Do not post any spoilers, follow the rules, and make sure to upvote the contributors if you liked their content.
MFK Ružomberok v Everton
Date: Thursday 3rd August 2017 Kick Off: 19:45 BST
Venue: Futbalový štadión MFK Ružomberok
How to Watch: ITV4 | /r/SoccerStreams | additional stations around the world found here: http://www.livesoccertv.com/match/2536989/ruzomberok-vs-everton/
-Teams-
| MFK Ružomberok | Everton |
|---|---|
| Macik | Pickford |
| Maslo | Keane |
| Maslo | Williams |
| Kruzliak | Jagielka |
| Menich | Baines (c) |
| Takac | Schneiderlin |
| Qose | Gueye |
| Kochan | Davies |
| Daniel | Rooney |
| Haskic | Sandro |
| Gal-Andrezly | Klaasen |
MFK Ružomberok Subs: Hajduch, Sapara, Lacny, Kupec, Kostandinov, Gerec, Kunca
Everton Subs: Stekelenburg, Mirallas, Martina, Barry, DCL, Holgate, Lookman
**🔵⚪💙 COYB 💙⚪🔵 **
| Min. | Events |
|---|---|
| 0' | KICK OFF: MFK Ružomberok 0 - 0 EVERTON |
| 6' | Ruzomberok get the first corner and Kruzliak gets way too much space but sends it over. |
| 11' | Erik Daniel bombs down the right side and Pickford has to intercept his cross before it makes to his Slovakian teammates |
| 15' | Davies mishits his cross but it makes a fairly decent shot. Macik bobbles it a little but he's got it. |
| 17' | Rooney's chip goes over but Everton did put together some pretty passes. |
| 27' | Diagonal ball from Ruzomberok goes into the box but the attackers can't get on the end of it before it gets to Pickford. |
| 44' | Klaasen shoots wide. |
| HT | MFK Ruzomberok 0 - 0 Everton |
| HT | Sub for Ruzomberok: Lacny on for Menich |
| 54' | Daniel's (cross? shot?) swings across face of goal and maybe just grazed the woodwork! |
| 69' | Sub for Everton: DCL on for Sandro |
| 71' | Sub for Ruzomberok: Sapara on for Takac |
| 81' | GOAL!! Calvert-Lewin rushes forward, takes the shot just outside the box and hits it past Macik! |
| 82' | Sub for Everton: Barry on for Schneiderlin |
| 86' | Sub for Everton: Mirallas on for Rooney |
| FT | Everton win and advance to the next round of the Europa League! - MFK Ruzomberok 0 - 1 Everton |
MFK Ružomberok 0 - 1 Everton
First leg: MFK Ružomberok 0 - 1 Everton
Venue: Štadión pod Cebratom, Ružomberok, Slovakia
Referee: Michael Tykgaard
| Ružomberok | Notes | Everton | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Matúš Macík | Jordan Pickford | ||
| Dominik Kružliak | Morgan Schneiderlin | 82' | |
| Ján Maslo | Leighton Baines | ||
| Kristi Qose | Michael Keane | ||
| Peter Gál-Andrezly | Ashley Williams | ||
| Dalibor Takáč | 71' | Phil Jagielka | |
| Nermin Haskić | 80' | Sandro Ramírez | 69' |
| Matej Kochan | Wayne Rooney | 86' | |
| Peter Maslo | Idrissa Gueye | ||
| Jozef Menich | 46' | Davy Klaasen | |
| Erik Daniel | Tom Davies |
| Ružomberok | Notes | Everton | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Lubos Hajduch | Maarten Stekelenburg | ||
| Dominik Kunca | Kevin Mirallas | 86' | |
| Šimon Kupec | Cuco Martina | ||
| Štefan Gerec | 80' | Gareth Barry | 82' |
| Tihomir Kostadinov | Dominic Calvert-Lewin | 69' 81' | |
| Marek Sapara | 71' | Mason Holgate | |
| Miloš Lačný | 46' | Ademola Lookman |
1': We're off!
6': Ružomberok get the first corner and Kružliak gets way too much space but sends it over.
11': Erik Daniel bombs down the right side and Pickford has to intercept his cross before it makes to his Slovakian teammates
15': Davies mishits his cross but it makes a fairly decent shot. Macik bobbles it a little but he's got it.
17': Rooney's chip goes over but Everton did put together some pretty passes.
27': Diagonal
... keep reading on reddit ➡Everton 1-0 MFK Ružomberok
Scorers: Baines 65'
Match Information
Competition/Round: UEFA Europa League - Third Qualifying Round 1^st Leg
Venue: Goodison Park (Capacity: 40,157)
Date: 27 July 2017
Time: 20:05 BST | Time Zone Converter
Managers: Ronald Koeman & Norbert Hrnčár
Referee: Georgi Kabakov
Lineups
keep reading on reddit ➡
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
