Amy Lamé Puns

I am genuinely curious to know what she actually does?

Because, to my eyes, and those of all my mates in night-time industries, she has been insultingly absent this year, when nightlife faces absolute devastation as a result of Covid-19.

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12238.Argument Today 2nd edition Richard Johnson-Sheehan, Charles Paine

12239.A Guided Approach to Intermediate & Advanced Coding 2nd edition Jennifer Lamé

12240.Argument Today 2nd edition Richard Johnson-Sheehan, Charles Paine

12241.Human Anatomy & Physiology Laboratory Manual: Making Connections, Main Version 2nd edition Catharine C. Whiting

12242.Human Anatomy & Physiology Laboratory Manual: Making Connections, Cat Version 2nd edition Catharine C. Whiting

12243.Keys to Medical Assisting: A Pocket Guide 2nd edition Jahangir Moini

12244.Nutrition and Diet Therapy for Nurses 2nd edition Sheila Tucker, Vera Dauffenbach

12245.Human Anatomy & Physiology Laboratory Manual: Making Connections, Fetal Pig Version 2nd edition Catharine C. Whiting

12246.Visual Anatomy & Physiology Lab Manual, Pig Version 2nd edition Stephen N. Sarikas

12247.Dosage Calculations: A Multi-Method Approach 2nd edition Anthony Giangrasso, Dolores Shrimpton

12248.Algebra (Classic Version) 2nd edition Michael Artin

12249.Differential Equations with Boundary Value Problems (Classic Version) 2nd edition John Polking, Al Boggess,

12250.My Windows 10 (includes video and Content Update Program) 2nd edition Katherine Murray

12251.Visual Anatomy & Physiology Lab Manual, Cat Version 2nd edition Stephen N. Sarikas

12252.Visual Anatomy & Physiology Lab Manual, Main Version 2nd edition Stephen N. Sarikas, Stephen N. Sarikas

12253.My macOS 2nd edition John Ray

12254.Welcome to Culinary School: A Culinary Student Survival Guide 2nd edition Daniel Traster

12255.GO! with Computer Concepts Getting Started 2nd edition Zackary Hubbard

12256.Medical Terminology: Get Connected! 2nd edition Suzanne S Frucht

12257.Android Tips and Tricks: Covers Android 5 and Android 6 devices 2nd edition Guy Hart-Davis

12258.Twenty Studies That Revolutionized Child Psychology 2nd edition Wallace Dixon

12259.Local Anesthesia for Dental Professionals 2nd edition K

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

I was advised to put this here as apparently it would be more appreciated. The first thing I would do would be to decrease the number of episodes without eliminations and the second thing would be to decrease the number of episodes overall. And finally, I would make different decisions in judging and producing plots. It would look something like this:

Ep1 - The Pork Chop (Same)

Ep2 - Lalaparuza 2.0

Round I:

Joey vs. Denali = How You Like That by BLACKPINK

Tamisha vs. Utica = You Should Be Sad by Halsey

Rosé vs Kahmora vs. Eliott = BO$$ by Fifth Harmony

Round II:

Joey vs. Tamisha = I'm Goin' Down by Mary J. Blige

Rosé vs. Kahmora = I Learned From The Best by Whitney Houston

Round III:

Joey vs. Kahmora = I Want You Back by NSYNC

Elim: 13th Kahmora Hall

Ep3 - Girl Groups

Mini Challenge (Fashion): Day Time Realness and Lady Vamp

Team I = Symone, Olivia, Tina, Kandy, Lala and Gottmik (Condragulations)

Team II = Rosé, Denali, Tamisha, Utica, Joey and Elliott (Phenomenom)

Runway: Lamé

Win: Symone

Top2: Rosé

Song: Break My Heart by Dua Lipa

High: Denali and Olivia

Low: Gottmik

Bottom: Kandy vs. Joey

Song: If U Seek Amy by Britney Spears

Elim: 12th Joey Jay

Ep4 - Branding Challenge in Pairs

Runway: Trains For Days

Win: Symone and Rosé

High: Kandy and Tamisha

Low: Utica and Gottmik

Bottom: Denali vs Lala

Song: 100% Pure Love by Crystal Waters

Elim: Double Shantay

Ep 5 - Ball

Win: Gottmik and Utica

High: Denali and Rosé

Low: Kandy

Bottom: Tamisha vs Lala

Song: Fancy by Iggy Azalea e Charli XCX

Elim: 11th Tamisha Iman

Ep 6 - Disco-mentary

Runway: Little Black Dress

Win: Olivia

High: Denali and Rosé

Low: Kandy

Bottom: Utica vs. Gottmik

Song: Hit 'Em Up Style By Blu Cantrell

Elim: 10th Utica Queen

Ep7 - Bossy Rossy

Runway: Bead It

Win: Symone

High: Olivia and Gottmik

Low: Tina

Bottom: Elliott vs. Lala

Song: Whole Lotta Woman by Kelly Clarkson

Elim: 9th Lala Ri

Ep 8 - Makeover

Win: Symone and Elliott

High: Kandy and Gottmik

Low: Denali and Olivia

Bottom: Tina vs. Rosé

Song: Shackles by Mary Mary

Elim: 8th Tina Burner

Ep 9 - Snatch Game

Runway: Fascinating Fascinators

Win: Gottmik

High: Denali and Symone

Safe (yellow): Rosé and Kandy

Bottom: Olivia vs. Elliott

Song: Fascinated by Company B

Elim: 7th Elliott With 2 Ts

Ep 10 - Rusical

Runway: Beast Couture

Win: Rosé

High: Gottmik and Denali

Safe (yellow): Olivia

Bottom: Symone vs Kand

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

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And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

Nothing, he was gladiator.