I walked down a street where the houses were numbered, 64k, 128k,256k, 512k and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.
A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
A man is walking down the street when he looks into an alley and sees 2 sharks standing up.
One shark hands the other one a small packet full of some suspicious white powder.
"That's some fishy business" the man remarks.
A magician was driving down the street
and then he turned into a driveway.
Two butts are walking down the street and one farts
- "You took words right out of my mouth" says the other
Did you guys hear the one about the two peanuts walking down the street?
One of them was a salted.
I was walking down the street after leaving the pharmacy and noticed a casket was chasing me. Well all I had was a bottle off cough syrup so I threw it at the casket...
...and then the coffin stopped.
As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?"
His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
I was walking down the street and suddenly ran into the guy who once sold me an antique globe.
Two hot dogs are walking down the street
One suddenly turns to the other and says
"Mike! Your wiener is showing!"
Apparently there’s a group down the street that’s amazing at grabbing things, but they refuse to do it when I’m around.
They never seize to amaze me
I saw my dentist walking down the street the other day...
He was shaking his head and looking at his watch. He said I'm overdue for an appointment and that he has an opening today. I asked what time can I come in? He smugly replied "tooth hurty".
Three tomatoes are walking down a street: papa tomato, mama tomato, and baby tomato. The baby tomato starts lagging behind and papa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him. He says...
As we turned down the street I told my kids to bring batteries.
I then pointed to the “no outlet” sign.
There is a lady who lives down the street from me who only eats plants.
You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
The other day I was walking down the street and I commented that I like someone’s spunky shoes. 10 minutes later I passed her again and she gave me a $5 bill she found on the ground.
That’s karma in real life
A Scotsman stumbles out of the bar and as he is walking down the street, he walks past a girl.
The girl asks, “is it true that there’s nothing under that kilt of yours?” The Scotsman replies, “why don’t you reach under and see for yourself?” The girl reaches under his kilt and quickly removes her hand. “Dear god, that’s gruesome!”
The Scotsman replied back “Aye, and if you reach up under there again, you’ll see it’s gruesome more.”
Yelled down the street to my daughter while she was walking my FIL's little chihuahua: "Hey did you get that dog on sale??"
It certainly looks like you got it half off!!
I could hear the groan all the way up the street..success!
My son and I were walking down the street and he was saying he didn't know which girl to ask to prom and whether he should get a pink or red corsage. I stopped and said, "you might not even have prom due to coronavirus! You gotta look at the big picture, son."
And we both admired the new mural.
Two pretzels were walking down the street...
When I was walking down the street, I ran into a celebrity with a Mohawk and jewelry. He looked at me and said, “I piy the fool!”
I said, “Hey, you missed a T.”
I saw the police chasing a guy down the street, who'd just stolen an inexpensive board game......
It was a real trivial pursuit
Two atoms are walking down the street
Atom 1: Stop! I just lost an electron!
Atom 2: Are you sure?
Atom 1: Yeah. I'm positive.
I was walking down the street, and a man threw cheese, milk, and ice cream at me.
Two electrons are walking down the street
The first one stops and says 'Oh, no! I think i've lost an electron!"
The second one says 'are you sure?'
The first one says 'Yeah, I'm positive'
I saw a pirate walking down the street with a ship wheel stuffed in his pants. I said..."Hey, pirate...is that a ship wheel in your pants?" He said...
aye, matey it's driving me nuts!
I was walking down the street one day and someone threw a jug of milk at me.
As I was walking down the street, an old man came up to me and explained all the benefits of dining on meals with mint derived from sub-shrub herbs...
I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.
Me and my friend Jack were walking down the street.
He stopped and pointed to something on the ground, "What's that?" He asked. I replied, "That's a cracker, Jack."
I want to find a street called "Sunshine" and walk down it just so I can sing "I'm walkin on Sunshine."!
While walking down the street a man found a hundred dollars on the ground...
While walking down the street a man found a hundred dollars on the ground. Ecstatic, he took the money and walked into a nearby store, thinking he would treat himself. Inside, he purchased a large chocolate cake and started walking home. Suddenly, a crazy old man popped out of an alley next to him and ran straight past him! As he went by, he dropped a mechanical eyeball straight into the middle of the cake. Dazed, the man stopped and stared at the eyeball when it suddenly started to belt out a tune!
Well, obviously the best part of this story was the finding of the 100 dollars - everything else is just eye sing on the cake.
I walked down this street where the houses were numbered, 64K, 128K, 256K, and 1MB
That was a trip down memory lane.
A magician was driving down the street when BOOM!
He turned into a driveway.
Two peanuts were walking down the street
What happened to the magician who was driving down the street?
He turned into a driveway.
Here’s a magic joke for you: A magician was driving down a street.
Then he turned into a driveway.
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
I walked down my old street where the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k and 1MB.
It was a trip down memory lane.
I recently walked down a street with the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, 1mb etc
That was a trip down memory lane
I was walking down the street and ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
Three tomatoes walk down the street
Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato are walking down the street. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind and Papa Tomato gets really angry. So he goes back and squishes him and goes 'catch up'
Two peanuts were walking down the street
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
Two peanuts were walking down the street
2 peanuts were walking down the street.
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
Two peanuts were walking down the street...
Two pretzels are walking down the street
I was walking down the street when I ran into the man who sold me an antique globe a long time ago.
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