A list of puns related to "Downing Street"
One was a salted.
I took the scooter away from my dog.
It turns out they were using Naan starter.
An actual variation on a joke my father said.
"Dad, what does being drunk feels like?"
"Well son, you see those four trees over there? If you were drunk, you'd see eight trees."
"Dad, there are only two trees."
But his mom woke him up.
I replied, "thanks, I'll get it tested for Corollavirus".
Turns out it was a false salaam.
Then he turned into a shop.
Things are really getting out of hand...
It’s a small world.
When one is suddenly assaulted
when he notices a hot, busty woman on the sidewalk. He approaches her and says, "I'll give you a thousand dollars if you let me bite your nipples." Naturally the woman was reluctant, but concluding that she really needed the money, she agreed. So they go into an alley, she lifts up her shirt and unhooks her bra. He proceeds to bury his face in her breasts, moving and shaking his head. After a full minute of this, she says, "Well? Aren't you going to bite them?" He walks away, saying, "Nah... that's too expensive."
And then the penne dropped.
It was quite the amazing trick.
That was a trip down memory lane.
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
When out of nowhere, he gets hit by a car and flipped over. A woman came running over as he was lying on the sidewalk, takes off her jacket and slides it u der his head.
"Are you comfortable?" The woman asked
"Meh, I make a living." He replied.
One shark hands the other one a small packet full of some suspicious white powder.
"That's some fishy business" the man remarks.
and then he turned into a driveway.
- "You took words right out of my mouth" says the other
...and then the coffin stopped.
His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
He was shaking his head and looking at his watch. He said I'm overdue for an appointment and that he has an opening today. I asked what time can I come in? He smugly replied "tooth hurty".
They never seize to amaze me
One suddenly turns to the other and says
"Mike! Your wiener is showing!"
You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
Ketchup!
I then pointed to the “no outlet” sign.
I said, “Hey, you missed a T.”
That’s karma in real life
Atom 1: Stop! I just lost an electron!
Atom 2: Are you sure?
Atom 1: Yeah. I'm positive.
The girl asks, “is it true that there’s nothing under that kilt of yours?” The Scotsman replies, “why don’t you reach under and see for yourself?” The girl reaches under his kilt and quickly removes her hand. “Dear god, that’s gruesome!”
The Scotsman replied back “Aye, and if you reach up under there again, you’ll see it’s gruesome more.”
It certainly looks like you got it half off!!
I could hear the groan all the way up the street..success!
One was a salted.
That was a trip down memory lane.
One of them was a salted.
He turned into a driveway.
It’s a small world.
One was a "salted"
He turned into a driveway.
Then he turned into a driveway.
one was a salted.
That was a trip down memory lane
It was a trip down memory lane.
One was a salted.
It’s a small world.
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