A list of puns related to "Amsterdam"
He has to get to the other side of the canal but can't seem to find a bridge. On the other side he sees someone walking his dog. How do I get to the opposite side? He shouts. You already are the man responds.
With a Dutch rudder
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But it turns out to be quite light
Amsterdimes
Because they are high
I guess it will be Amsterdamned.
That's quite ironic, isn't it supposed to serve as a dam?
source: http://geology.com/sea-level-rise/
A lot of people on bikes and drugs.
The Holland-daze
Wooden shoe?
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Amsterdam.
Don't wanna be Obama self. I'm just China to make you happy. Yes, my pun Israel. Norway I'm lying, Syria stuff. You guys Ghana have to Czech these puns. Okay, I think I will Finnish now. I think Alaska guy to help me out because Iβm Havana hard time. You have no India how long it took me to make these puns, but I hope they'll help Sweden your day because I Canada think of one anymore. Oman, I think Iran out of ideas Irish I can think of Samoa. I think my Bahrain canβt think of one anymore but Taiwan this to continue. I want Tibet that there are better things to do now. I Belize itβs time to put an end to these puns because Iβm Oslo getting Bordeaux this. African hate these puns I want Togo because I Amsterdam tired. Iβm Sudan with puns now.
My sister and I are watching the Australia-Netherlands WC game and she suddenly asks,
Sister: What's the capital of Netherlands? Me: Amsterdam. Sister: Hungary? Me: Starving.
It's half past one and my sleepy self is so proud of myself.
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