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If so, would you mind sharing your experience? I am looking for a new AD and considering starting a new relationship with this shop. Thanks in advance!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Hi all! I'm sure you get a lot of "moving what do I do?" posts but my situation is a little unusual.
I'm moving for work and will be traveling frequently throughout Central PA. From Altoona, to Lancaster, to Scranton and lots of places in between.
In the past, I've made friends as an adult through other friends. But moving here I know no one so I'm a little at a loss. Any recommendations on meeting people throughout the state especially during Corona?
I'm a mid 20s female and my hobbies are hiking, watching films, games, cars and airplanes, podcasts, and just relaxing and chatting.
Here are my completely accurate Pirates predictions for 2022. Write these down in permanent magic marker:
FIVE UP
- Demonstrating that he is building a different team culture, GMBC begins the season with Oneil Cruz at SS, eschewing NH’s penchant for waiting until the super-2 deadline passes.
- Yoshi Tsutsugo will cream 27 HRs in partial time all over the diamond. He’s the second coming of Garrett Jones.
- Contreras and Yajure win 13 and 15 games respectively with sub-3.25 ERAs and will be known affectionately as Rizzoli & Isles due to their fandom of tough-talking female detective duos.
- Bryan Reynolds has his breakthrough, 1.000+ OPS season and is starting CF for the All-Star game.
- Nick Gonzalez tears it up in Altoona, moves up to Indy and eventually has his cup of coffee in September. He’s our starting 2B in 2023.
FIVE DOWN
- Ke’Bryan Hayes settles into 3B as a solid contributor but performs below the stupidly high expectations following the 2020 season. .750 OPS with outstanding defense.
- Quinn Priester struggles at Altoona.
- Ben Gamel totally shits the bed and is released.
- Mitch Keller gets a case of the yips. The Pirates hire Mackey Sasser to work with him and instead he convinces Keller that he’d be happier in another industry. They open a management consulting firm and Keller goes viral with an outstanding TED Talk on the theme of “second chances.”
- Kevin Neman is better than 2021, but not by much.
So that’s it. We only lose 85 games.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
And now I’m cannelloni
Nothing, he was gladiator.
