I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Borrowing from Persona, I've attempted to give a profile of as many characters in the story as possible. If you think anyone's missing, or you think they fit somewhere else, let me know gently. (?) = Only 50% sure they belong here, or guessing based on first impression. (R) = more in alignment with the reverse meaning.

There are SPOILERS if you've not read past where the anime leaves off. So proceed with Caution!

0 – The Fool: Enjoy life and unafraid to show it. They'll try new things, but may lose interest after the initial rush. They take risks that—more often than not—pay off in the end. They believe things will work out and are full of faith, charisma and a crap-ton of luck. Reversed, they live only for the moment, without heed of the future. A literal fool who disregards the consequences of their actions.

• Enri Emmot: Starts off as just ‘Village Girl’. Now she's the Chieftess of Carne, general of the 2nd strongest army on the continent and practically a Domain Guardian in all but name. And remember, it's her perspective we see first when the story begins.
• Hamsuke: Carefree and innocent. She adapts well to being part of a legion of monsters much stronger than her and even manages to make a few new friends.
• Zach (R): Remember this guy? No? Well that's understandable. He amounted to nothing, blaming his problems on the world and felt no guilt for his actions. His only saving grace is that he gave Solution something to play with.
• Pandora's Actor: He speaks as if he’s in a musical. Yet while he may act the fool, he rivals Albedo and Demiurge in wits. He’s a doppelgänger, thus he can become anything. What's more, he's the only NPC whose creator is still around.
• Bellriver: A jack-of-all type like Ainz. Prudent and realistic, but willing to take risks with his friends. He shared in the ambition of conquering one of the 9 Worlds. IRL, he obtained forbidden intel that may help someone take down the mega Co.’s that rule the world.
• Philip Montserrat (R): Oh Philly. You poor, foolish little man...I mean really, there’s “stupid” and then there’s him.

I – The Magician: Good at manipulation (however it's interpreted) and using their skills beneficially. Creative and used to seizing the initiative, they know how to “sell” even themselves. Often times, they’ve a big ego that masks a sense of inferiority. Reversed, they’re distracted from their goal and have rather shallow intentions. Their attempts to “sell” are easily seen for the cheap tricks they

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Standard disclaimer: I try to keep things accurate, of course, but character interpretations are always somewhat informed by our own views that we project onto them. Thus, I have one reading of Childe, and it’s always possible that MHY will go another direction and disprove me entirely.

Second Disclaimer: Yeah, I have a personal tendency to romanticize things, and that definitely shows here. Forgive the unnecessarily flowery language, and certain sentences paragraphs that, ah, take a point beyond observation and into the realm of shameless simpery.

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“Childe” Tartaglia is a bit of a mess, and to explore his character, we need to look at his development during each stage of life.

Life Before Canon

Childe started as Ajax, a “frightened and hesitant” boy from a small seaside village. His adventurer father worried about him, he was so quiet, and they’d bond by ice fishing while dad told him stories about his adventures. Good dad, fostering a close relationship with a kid who hid in his shell.

That quiet boy dreamed of becoming a hero like in the stories, and plucked up the courage to go out and find an adventure. Then he fell into the abyss, and “Ajax” all but died. All we know about that time is that some mystery woman named Skirk trained him to survive a dark realm full of monsters, and she “nurtured the ability to stir up endless havoc from within Ajax's trouble-mongering nature.”

Three months later, he appeared back in the overworld, now “frivolous and confident.”

There’s already a couple things to take note of:

1. The dark realm "sensed the burning ambition in the boy’s heart," and he ran away to become a hero. For all that he was a frightened child, there was always something iron in his heart, and while it seems contradictory, it’s also very relatable - we may be anxious, fearful, hate crowds, not know how to talk to people, feel like we don’t belong, but we still have dreams and we push ourselves through our fears to pursue them. This is the kind of contradiction that makes Childe feel “real”: on paper, it doesn’t make sense, but in terms of a “person” and not a contrived “character,” it does.
2. Skirk nurtured a “nexus of strife” out of a “trouble-mongering nature.” Well, I don’t think a hesitant quiet kid can be all that “trouble mongering,” but he can certainly be mischievous. So that’s how I take it. Ajax is mischievous, and when that became poisoned by traumatic experiences like fighting for your life in

I won't be doing that today!

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Do your worst!

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.