Daughter (playing video game): I have a chest to store things

Me(dad): I mostly just store air in mine

pause

Me: inhale deep

Me: when I breathe

Daughter: groan

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/krybchynski
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 05 2023
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A boy was sitting at home playing video games when suddenly his dad bursts in through the front door and says, โ€œSon, look, check out my new AirPods!โ€

The boy looks at his fatherโ€™s ears but sees nothing. โ€œDad, thereโ€™s nothing there.โ€

โ€œYeah I know, theyโ€™re literal!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Majikin__
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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