Daughter (playing video game): I have a chest to store things

Me(dad): I mostly just store air in mine

pause

Me: inhale deep

Me: when I breathe

Daughter: groan

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👤︎ u/krybchynski
đź“…︎ Feb 05 2023
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A boy was sitting at home playing video games when suddenly his dad bursts in through the front door and says, “Son, look, check out my new AirPods!”

The boy looks at his father’s ears but sees nothing. “Dad, there’s nothing there.”

“Yeah I know, they’re literal!”

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👤︎ u/Majikin__
đź“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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