What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson’s funeral?
Nothing.
Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in prison?
I'll tell you this— It ain't over easy.
Visited my dad and he made me a breakfast sandwich and I joked him for a change.
He made us all egg sandwiches, over easy - runny and delicious. I got some on my hand and as I went to lick it off said, "Yolks on me."
Dad went, "Heh. That's my girl."
Ain't no higher praise.
