My dad on an autobiography I was reading.

I was reading Open by Andre Agassi when he came in the room and said, "To save time you can just open the back cover and read the "About the author" section." Facepalm

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My dad while watching the tennis

Me: Wow, Novak is really dominating Roger here.

Dad: Yes, if he wins it'll truly be a Federer in his cap.

Me: ....

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