I told my wife I was going to make her an affogato for dessert and then handed her this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigphokinsoupguy
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I told my wife I was going to make her an affogato for dessert and then handed her this:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigphokinsoupguy
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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What's the name of the dessert consisting of Espresso poured over Vanilla ice cream?

It was on the tip of my tongue, but Affogato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I used to know the name of a dessert where you pour espresso over a scoop of ice cream.

But affogato 'bout it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Does anyone remember the name of that Italian dessert with espresso poured over gelato?

Because affogato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witz33
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Me: What's the name of the dessert where you put an espresso over ice cream?

Colleague: Affogato

Me: Yeah I forgot too, I'm sure there's a name for it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skilldan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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A guy walks into a coffee shop, goes the counter and asks, β€œSo what’s the special?” The barista shakes her head, β€œI can’t tell you, it’s a secret.”

The man frowns. β€œWhat do you mean it’s a secret? What’s the special today? Is it a latte?”

The barista shakes her head.

β€œA mocha?”

She shakes her head again.

β€œOh, come on! Tell me! A cappuccino?”

She shakes her head.

β€œAn affogato?”

She shakes her head.

The man is getting frustrated at this point. β€œCan you at least give me a clue!?”

The barista thinks for a moment, then points at a jar on the counter. β€œOk, the special is in this jar.”

β€œWhat is it?”

β€œI can’t tell you. It’s a secret.”

The man, enraged at this point, tries to grab the jar.

The barista grabs it too.

They fight for control and the man wretches it away only for the jar to fall on the ground and its contents spill out onto the floor.

The man stares, β€œIt’s just been normal coffee this whole time?!”

The barista shrugs, β€œI guess you spilled the beans.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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I was supposed to bring home one of those coffees with icecream in it for my wife

But affogato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pjmcshane
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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At a restaurant last night I tried to order a fancy coffee for dessert

Affogato the name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OohStripey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I would make a pun about coffee but....

Affogato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Phoenix95
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2016
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What's that coffee drink called with the icecream?

Affogato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AppleAsusSceptre
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2015
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Gelato dadjoke'd

So I was with my dad and sister at a gelato place. My sister sees a sign that says "affogato" and asks what it is. My dad quickly responds with "I don't know! Affogato!"

Protip: say it out loud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schmidtzkrieg
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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Why didn't you eat your espresso and ice cream?

Affogato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjo_kes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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