[Jackson Felts] - "Owner Adrian Hanauer just confirmed that CenturyLink Field will be fully open for MLS Cup on November 10th. Stadium capacity is 72,000 people." twitter.com/JacksonKJR/stโ€ฆ
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Matt Johnson on Twitter: After 11 memorable yrs with @SoundersFC , including the last 5 as radio pxp announcer - we part ways. Thank you to Adrian Hanauer for giving me the opportunity of a lifetime. A soccer guy working for his hometown team - no script is that perfect Dreams do come true #EBFG twitter.com/MattJStretch/โ€ฆ
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[Jeremiah Oshan] Just had a good chat with Adrian Hanauer. Expressed confidence there will be some season, but also estimated the collective loss for MLS could be in hundreds of millions if not billions of dollars. Full interview will be on Sounder at Heart tomorrow. twitter.com/JeremiahOshanโ€ฆ
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[Jackson Felts] - "Owner Adrian Hanauer just confirmed to Ian Furness that CenturyLink Field will be fully open for MLS Cup on November 10th. Stadium capacity is 72,000 people." twitter.com/JacksonKJR/stโ€ฆ
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[Jeremiah Oshan] Adrian Hanauer (Sounders majority owner) just told me there's a 10,000-person waiting list for MLS Cup tickets. twitter.com/JeremiahOshanโ€ฆ
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Adrian Hanauer provides updates on Tacoma stadium and upgraded training facility sounderatheart.com/2020/1โ€ฆ
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[Jackson Felts] - "Owner Adrian Hanauer just confirmed to Ian Furness that CenturyLink Field will be fully open for MLS Cup on November 10th. Stadium capacity is 72,000 people." twitter.com/JacksonKJR/stโ€ฆ
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Sounders FC Owner Adrian Hanauer Major Announcement youtube.com/watch?v=jKzeXโ€ฆ
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Sounders owner Adrian Hanauer: Tuesday night game not "our proudest moment as the Sounders organization". seattletimes.com/sports/sโ€ฆ
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Adrian Hanauer is named the new majority owner for the Seattle Sounders FC twitter.com/mattpentz/staโ€ฆ
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Adrian Hanauer is noted as Seattle NHL investor. mynorthwest.com/1102531/nโ€ฆ
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Sounders Owner Adrian Hanauer: "We fucked up" prostamerika.com/2016/05/โ€ฆ
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Adrian Hanauer says an attacking signing should be coming this transfer window youtube.com/watch?v=oTEjrโ€ฆ
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Happy Birthday to our Majority Owner, Adrian Hanauer twitter.com/SoundersFC/stโ€ฆ
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Owner/GM Adrian Hanauer: Yedlin is "visiting a big club in Europe." Wouldn't get into specifics twitter.com/mattpentz/staโ€ฆ
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Sounders President & owner Adrian Hanauer hung out in the ECS section during first half of tonight's match imgur.com/i0w7BMU
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Sounders owner Adrian Hanauer: Tuesday night โ€˜wasnโ€™t our proudest momentโ€™ He Also Hints at Possible Club Level Punishment for Dempsey seattletimes.com/sports/sโ€ฆ
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Have $3.99M? Sounders GM Adrian Hanauer's home is up for sale. seattle.curbed.com/archivโ€ฆ
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@JeffreyCarlisle: "According to Seattle GM & owner Adrian Hanauer, the Sounders will evaluate Sigi Schmid's status over next 2-3 weeks. #SoundersFC #mls" twitter.com/JeffreyCarlisโ€ฆ
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Adrian Hanauer is named the new majority owner twitter.com/mattpentz/staโ€ฆ
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Fans to be screened by handheld metal detectors at Sounders FC home games UPDATE: Here are some thoughts from GM Adrian Hanauer on the matter blogs.seattletimes.com/soโ€ฆ
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"Sigi is a fantastic coach, but also a great man and human being.โ€ - Adrian Hanauer (is there anyway we can write to and thank Sigi?)

Hello!

I am curious if anyone knows if there is any way I can write to Sigi Schmidt and thank him for is 7+ years of service to the Seattle Sounders?

I realize twitter is the easy answer, but I wouldn't be able to get what I want to say in that short message and its so impersonal. I'd really like to send him a letter with my thanks via physical mail, if possible.

Thank You

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Transcript of GM Adrian Hanauer's near-40-minute conference call. Talks Sigi and more. blogs.seattletimes.com/soโ€ฆ
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Q&A with Seattle GM Adrian Hanauer: "It's still highly likely โ€” almost certain โ€” that we'll have a new surface for next season." seattletimes.nwsource.comโ€ฆ
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GeekWire podcast interview w/ Adrian Hanauer on soccer, tech and 'big' deals in the works geekwire.com/2013/geekwirโ€ฆ
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Interview: Adrian Hanauer on the club's match vs Portland Timbers soundersfc.com/post/2015/โ€ฆ
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A stop and chat with GM Adrian Hanauer about NFL lines on the field and more | Sounders FC | Seattle Times blogs.seattletimes.com/soโ€ฆ
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GM Adrian Hanauer on DPs and why Seattle couldn't loan out Fernandez to make room for Tiffert seattletimes.com/html/souโ€ฆ
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Seattle Sounders' Adrian Hanauer on the ins and outs of Yedlin's transfer mlssoccer.com/news/articlโ€ฆ
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Sounders GM Adrian Hanauer discusses the trade for Eddie Johnson seattletimes.nwsource.comโ€ฆ
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Adrian Hanauer on "The High Bar" [Warning: Clueless interviewer] sounderatheart.com/2012/4โ€ฆ
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyโ€™re not dating anybody?

Theyโ€™re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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E or รŸ?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didnโ€™t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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