If you baked your chicken and noodle casserole in an active volcano...

...would it be Chicken Tephrazzini?

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📅︎ Feb 15 2022
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LPT: Never date an active volcano

They're just a hot mess.

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👤︎ u/kthejoker
📅︎ Jan 19 2022
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Why is it difficult telling a story to an active volcano?

Because it is always int-erupting you!

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👤︎ u/dirkles
📅︎ Jul 20 2021
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What do you call a toilet perched on top of an active volcano?

The lavatory

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