A list of puns related to "Absolut Vodka"
My mom was in surgery about a half hour away, and my dad was with her. Once her surgery was over, my dad texted me and told me that she was alright. I said I was going to swing by to see her. He said the drugs were still hitting her pretty hard, and that no matter what she asked for, she was only allowed to have clear liquids. Naturally, I asked him if this means vodka is a go. His response: Absolutly.
I was picking up some absolut vodka at Walmart last night when a cashier got me with this one.
Cashier: Be careful not to drop that, I heard it makes an absolut mess.
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