I recently got into a heated argument with my German neighbour. I insulted him, to which he replied “Sticks und stones may break my bones aber vurds can never hurt me!”

So I threw a sausage at him.

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📅︎ Jan 12 2022
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Ich hab nur ein halbes Stück Hefe genommen anstatt eines ganzen Stücks.

Vielleicht hätte ich früher anfangen sollen, aber es wird schon gehen.

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📅︎ May 01 2020
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