There is some important criteria for an animal to be classified as a grizzly...

if all of it applies to the animal, it fulfills the bear minimum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marcoyolofrimig
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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I just had a new wash basin delivered to our house for our guest bathroom, but my wife decided that she hates the design so much she won't even let me bring it in off the porch. It has been sitting by our front door for a week, A ENTIRE WEEK.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobotPreacher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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My job interview for the Navy was going well, until they asked if I could swim

To be honest, I thought they’d have boats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ask_carly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I did steel this joke

Otherwise, it metal the sub's criteria.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/le_petit_nihilist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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A good quality for all restaurants to have.

Heard this in one of my GA Tech OMS CS lectures. (Michael isn't my Dad, but he is definitely a Dad.) The professors were discussing criteria for determining whether or not to enter a restaurant.

Michael: How about whether it smells good?
Charles: Yea I like cleanliness. Or you know what, let's be nice to our eateries. Let's say atmosphere.
Michael: Mmm, right, because if there's no atmosphere, it's going to be really hard to breath.

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