ASP Puns

A list of puns related to "ASP"

My girlfriend owns a bit of a golden Nile serpent...

She has a nice piece of asp!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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Why was the local fly population afraid of the secretive snake charmer?

Because he was Asp-hider

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👤︎ u/THE_SENTIENT_THING
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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I gave my pet snake some glasses.

Now he's a see serpent.

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👤︎ u/OtherwiseKnownAsSam
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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A snake charmer was bitten on the lips

He didn't know his asp from his oboe.

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👤︎ u/ProcrastinatorScott
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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My pet viper swallowed a sheet of window glass causing the snake severe physical discomfort.

It was a real pane in the asp.

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👤︎ u/DreadMoor
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do you call a snake that's extremely overweight?

A Fat Asp

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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Do you know why they call them "Beaver Dams?"

Because when the forest rangers discover them, they go, "darn beavers!"

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👤︎ u/DarkPiscean
📅︎ Apr 23 2016
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The front of an FDA guide on marijuana

FDA Regulation of Marijuana: Past Actions, Future Plans Douglas C. Throckmorton, M.D. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) ICSB/ASP Joint Meeting April 12, 2016

A Joint meeting on marijuana...

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Apr 23 2018
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Need some creative help for making a t-shirt for a school group.

Using this image, can you give me a good catch phrase that is punny using around 7 letters or fewer, and having something to do with taxes, finance, helping people. The t-shirt is for a volunteer group at a law school that helps indigent people file taxes and participates in community education and advocacy in the area of financial literacy.

Thanks for all of your help!

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👤︎ u/beef_creature
📅︎ Apr 06 2013
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Cleopatra's problems were giving her a headache

So she reached for some Asp-irin

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👤︎ u/Aito136
📅︎ Nov 07 2015
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When shouldn't you disturb a snake inside your shoe?

When it's a cobrller doing hiss business.

It belongs to a mamba dancer who had been practicing since he was a boa.

Fangs for putting up with this. Sorry for being an asp.

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👤︎ u/aitchnyu
📅︎ Jul 16 2017
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