Why did AB hate O so much?
Because O was to negative.
I only do ab workouts in a hallway
because it’s a core-idor!
I spent four months working out and still haven't got any abs...
What a waist of time.
I give myself 30 minutes in my daily schedule to do abs.
I call that time period Crunch Time.
My trainer asked if I’m engaging my abs when I use the ab roller. I told him they’re not engaged, they’re single
When you only do a third of your "8 minute abs" exercise...
The fact that my abs are normal is abnormal ...
What do you call a snowman with abs?
The Abdominal Snowman
What do you call a unique Ab workout that was started in the Outback of Australia?
Ab-Original!
I used to think there was nothing I could do about being lob-sided without expensive surgery, but was advised to put ab extra in-sole in one shoe, so...
I stand corrected.
Daughter said her abs hurt after starting a new exercise. "Well, my nonexistent abs," she says.
"You mean they're absent?"
Mum punched in the abs
Me: Ha you have no effect against my abs of steel! Mum: your abs of still to get?
Dad overheard my friend talking about how many ab exercises he does...
Wow, you're pretty hardcore.
