Iβm about to share a joke thatβll turn r/dadjokes upside down
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Happy No L!
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
Dad: Years ago I had the opportunity to meet R.E.M., and we even took a picture together with my buddies.
Son: Where are you in the photo?
Dad: That's me in the corner.
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
I'm campaigning to become a moderator of /r/dadjokes. This is the platform I'm running on.
http://imgur.com/szcPODP
Why canβt a Dog operate a M.R.I Machine?
I donβt know, But Cats can.
A bounce house joke from r/funny. Iβm pumped up for it.
I am a Demi-God but I wasn't satisfied with it. I told my God I wanted to be more. Now I'm Demi Moore. What do? (x-post /r/fifthworldproblems)
Hello /r/dadjokes, my best mate has just started seeing a girl who is in med school. Iβm desperate for some doctor related dadjokes/puns/innuendos to lay on him.
Please help
[X-post from /r/puns] I'm a big fan of the Russian monarch of canyons,
Czar Chasm.
I'm writing a fantasy novel like the works of J.R.R. Tolkien.
It's called The Similarillion.
"I've never had an accident and I never will," said Tom recklessly.
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"And then the man took off his shoes to prove he had 11 toes, and I lost the bet," Tom recounted.
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"Yes, I'm starting a legal business," Tom affirmed.
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Hey guys, I'm a bit new to reddit, could someone explain to me how to submit to /r/dadjokes
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
