A list of puns related to "A Christmas Record"
She said I wish you would put as much effort into life as you do your shitty jokes. It wasnt even that bad.
The man on the news said "...in the run up to christmas stores are already announcing record sales" I said "thats not news HMV* announces record sales everyday".
*HMV is a music shop.
This year I'm releasing a Christmas record called Duvet Know it's Christmas?
It's a cover.
I loved that Dean Martin Christmas Record.
We drive past a house with Christmas lights still on (January 12)
Dad- "That's a new record for earliest Christmas lights! Can you believe they already have them up?"
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